RE: Zoostuck 2
01-01-2014, 02:57 AM
It all started with that cup of coffee. It ate people. They tried to indict it for several cannibalistic offenses it but it evaded arrest. It was too quick for the fuzz despite have no appendages with which to move around. And then weeks later, a weird Thermos applied for a teacher's assistant job at your school. Your regular teacher got eaten the next day.
But now you realize that this is the coffee cup IN DISGUISE AND IT INSTILLED THE HYPNOTIC TUNES TUNES OF JAVA JIVE TO YOUR TEXTBOOK WITH ALL THE ENERGY IT GATHERED FROM EATING PEOPLE ALL THIS TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CALL THE FEDS, WE HAVE A HUMAN BLOOD COFFEE DRINKER OVER HERE!
But now you realize that this is the coffee cup IN DISGUISE AND IT INSTILLED THE HYPNOTIC TUNES TUNES OF JAVA JIVE TO YOUR TEXTBOOK WITH ALL THE ENERGY IT GATHERED FROM EATING PEOPLE ALL THIS TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CALL THE FEDS, WE HAVE A HUMAN BLOOD COFFEE DRINKER OVER HERE!