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and the box cover is just wario and waluigi shoving mario and luigi out of the frame

i'd make the contrived villain end up being their "financier" that really just wants the star shards for their contrived evil plot, but is following them around under the guise of being some bigshot movie industry person (wearing a terrible disguise that barely resembles who they're impersonating), and every time you clear an area, they'll give some sort of sweet loot as a reward, because the villain doesn't really care about that stuff compared to ULTIMATE POWER

bowser won't be directly involved cause he's sort of pissed that his castle has no working power, but when w&w shows up, he's super excited to be able to star in a movie, and in the movie version, m&l have to fight a ridiculous caricatured bowser based on what bowser actually thinks of himself