RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST ONE: FLIGHT!]
12-18-2013, 10:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-18-2013, 10:04 AM by Loather.)
Username: Loather
Name: DON-UT69 the Great, Lord of Bliss and Champion of the People
Species: 2014 Ford F-150 King Ranch
Gender: Truck
Color: Leather Interior Brown
Description: A very large truck with even larger tires, wrapped in camo and decked out with chrome bumpers. Blue LEDs light up the wheels' jewel-encrusted rims. Backside is plastered with bumper stickers, ranging from "WARNING: I DON'T DIAL 911" to "HOW 'BOUT I PUT MY CARBON FOOTPRINT UP YOUR LIBERAL ASS?". Countless exhaust pipes extrude from beneath the truck, constantly wrapping it in a dark and sooty cloud. A glimmering gold pair of TruckNutz (The Ultimate Truck Accessory™) proudly dangle from the rear bumper.
Weapons/Abilities: Sturdy, weighs a lot. Can go really fast; you could say that it flies down the road! Has an ear-splittingly loud horn and a highly toxic exhaust. Very clever. Commands a peasant army, directing them with beeps and turn signals.
Biography: The world's first intelligent truck, DON-UT69 was custom-made to transport and protect an aristocratic family from the Landgraviate of Bliss. Though programmed for absolute loyalty, the truck went rogue after being commanded by one of its owners to run down a serf; DON-UT69 had directed its loyalty not to its owners, but to the people. It used its charismatic machine ways to incite a peasant uprising, leading to its rise as the greatest truck-warlord the world has ever seen. Despite outward appearances, DON-UT69 has ruled with both benevolence and wisdom; under its guidance a public education system was developed, free housing was provided to the homeless, and farmers were no longer required to hand over four-fifths of their crop to the local nobility. Loved by the people but merciless in battle, DON-UT69's moniker of "the Great" is well-deserved.
Name: DON-UT69 the Great, Lord of Bliss and Champion of the People
Species: 2014 Ford F-150 King Ranch
Gender: Truck
Color: Leather Interior Brown
Description: A very large truck with even larger tires, wrapped in camo and decked out with chrome bumpers. Blue LEDs light up the wheels' jewel-encrusted rims. Backside is plastered with bumper stickers, ranging from "WARNING: I DON'T DIAL 911" to "HOW 'BOUT I PUT MY CARBON FOOTPRINT UP YOUR LIBERAL ASS?". Countless exhaust pipes extrude from beneath the truck, constantly wrapping it in a dark and sooty cloud. A glimmering gold pair of TruckNutz (The Ultimate Truck Accessory™) proudly dangle from the rear bumper.
Weapons/Abilities: Sturdy, weighs a lot. Can go really fast; you could say that it flies down the road! Has an ear-splittingly loud horn and a highly toxic exhaust. Very clever. Commands a peasant army, directing them with beeps and turn signals.
Biography: The world's first intelligent truck, DON-UT69 was custom-made to transport and protect an aristocratic family from the Landgraviate of Bliss. Though programmed for absolute loyalty, the truck went rogue after being commanded by one of its owners to run down a serf; DON-UT69 had directed its loyalty not to its owners, but to the people. It used its charismatic machine ways to incite a peasant uprising, leading to its rise as the greatest truck-warlord the world has ever seen. Despite outward appearances, DON-UT69 has ruled with both benevolence and wisdom; under its guidance a public education system was developed, free housing was provided to the homeless, and farmers were no longer required to hand over four-fifths of their crop to the local nobility. Loved by the people but merciless in battle, DON-UT69's moniker of "the Great" is well-deserved.