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Not to steal thunder from glorious duckface selfies, but this is the appointed time for the “after” pictures:

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Somewhere between my nonexistent photography/fashion/modeling skills, sour attitude, and facial hair, I could not quite properly convey that while this one is better than most, I do look kind of like I’m someone’s grandma with this one.

I’d like to try out some crazy anime hair or K-pop thing someday, but it’s looking like that might never happen unless my resistance to aging turns out to be Gackt-tier.