#photoops

Thanks. Although I prefer the less itchy experience of going clean shaven, a month’s worth of facefuzz still being there has to do with how I get about as much beard length in a week what the average white guy seems to get in a day or two. Life is not worth having self-inflicted razor burn, and it’s very easy to get lazy about it (which is pretty much what happened here).

I'm pretty sure that if I ever got the ability to shapeshift, 90% of what I'd use it for is a method of removing facial hair that doesn't involve scraping my neck with sharpened steel.