RE: Riskhunt - Night 3 - Something about an obliterator or something i'unno
02-23-2012, 12:43 PM
THIS WEEK IN NEWS
THE HOMELESS GAZETTE
"France Occupied by Filthy Hobos
Gutters Run Red with Wine
Smell Remains Unchanged"
THE NEBULAIC NEBULA
This may or may not be news.
TERRITORY SPOTLIGHT
Welcome to the first weekly installment of Territory Spotlight!
This week:
![[Image: t62RI.png]](https://i.imgur.com/t62RI.png)
The Awesome Part, formerly Western Canada, is one of the territories that make up the Canadian portion of North America
In 2036, Canada had decided to rename the provinces and territories to be more descriptive, after the Great Tourism Drought the year prior. Hopefully it would have tourists know what they're looking for right away, and entice them to come visit.
Once The Foggy Part, the French Part, and the Cold Part had been named, the rest of the country had realized 'hey wait hold on they haven't been renamed yet what up with that'
Turned out, this was the plan all along. The Premiers of British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan had gotten together and due to a quirk in the voting system, managed to unanimously vote the naming to be The Awesome Part. Of course, all of the others wanted to rename their territories in similar fashion, but by then it was all set in stone.
The Premiers of the Awesome Part celebrated by declaring every day Free Beer day, and there has not been a sober day since. This may have been a mistake, but most people are too buzzed to care.
What territory would you like to be in the spotlight?
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So anyways I'm actually getting on this immediately this time! AMAZING! You see I grabbed an extra computer monitor and now i can work on stuff WHILE I watch stupid videos! Slow progress is better than no progress!
WEEK FOUR
AAAAAAAAAND LET'S SEE SOME REINFORCEMENTS
![[Image: 004startsm.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/004startsm.png)
BIGGER MAPS AT LOWER PRICES BUY NOW
Alleged President AgentBlue may or may not have possibly been the first to maybe act on this supposed turn. I think.
![[Image: 4XSQq.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4XSQq.png)
BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD!
![[Image: turn04-01.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-01.png)
THESE YELLOW COMET BASTARDS HAVE BEEN HERE TOO DAMN LONG!
![[Image: turn04-02.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-02.png)
HAAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS
REVENGE IS TRULY SWEET
hold on what i guess something happened in blue moon i'unno
The Nebulaic Collective has captured Blue Moon and Yellow Comet!
![[Image: RoboniaFlag.jpg]](https://www.pinary.com/Host/ET/RoboniaFlag.jpg)
Beep boop fighting
![[Image: turn04-03.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-03.png)
Boop the cold climate will help cool processors beep.
![[Image: turn04-04.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-04.png)
Beep boop victory - two units offline boop
Ceasing action - beep
Robonia has captured The Cold Part!
beep
![[Image: mk8T7.png]](https://i.imgur.com/mk8T7.png)
Right. Another week. Let's go conquer some shit.
![[Image: turn04-05.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-05.png)
Yeah this'll do. Go get 'em, boys.
![[Image: turn04-06.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-06.png)
Fuck yeah. S'not even noon yet!
ACoDaINZ has captured Alien Ghetto and Customer Support!
![[Image: Eg5Q5.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Eg5Q5.png)
Chancellor Granolaman continues his path of destruction!
![[Image: turn04-07.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-07.png)
Today, Africa is on the agenda!
![[Image: turn04-08.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-08.png)
Part of Africa. At the very least, somewhere, a lady with a sweet hat is grinding her teeth.
The United Hobo Federation has captured Heart of Darkness and Alien Ghetto
![[Image: bestflag-1.jpg]](https://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af85/dragonpaul99/MSPA/bestflag-1.jpg)
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded still hasn't gotten word from his superiors.
But it's okay. He can work with this. He can figure it out. It's just war, right? Just... take the world map, apply a little red marker and...
![[Image: turn04-09.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-09.png)
Yeah! Yeah just... just give it to the armies and they'll sort it out.
![[Image: turn04-10.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/turn04-10.png)
Alright! Alright. Alright, so that... that works! Maybe it'll turn out all right after all!
Pollutionist Coalition has captured Norselvania!
![[Image: Fzn36.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Fzn36.png)
The Pirate Parties International has declared it to be International Grog Day and recommends celebrating by drinking copious amounts of energy drinks and/or alcohol as permitted by your local law.
On a related note, Captain Gnauga was found passed out on the lawn, and probably isn't in the proper condition to make any sort of decisions.
SO HOW ABOUT THEM MAPS
![[Image: 004endsm.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/004endsm.png)
And maybe a little update on the overall state of things
Central Mainframe Pinary - Robonia - 6 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Bitch in Chief Schazer - The Anarchist Collective of Displaced and Irked No-Zealanders (ACoDaINZ) - 8 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Chancellor Granolaman - The United Hobo Federation - 11 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded - Pollutionist Coalition - 3 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Captain Gnauga - Pirate Parties International 4 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Alleged President AgentBlue - Nebulaic Collective 10 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
THE HOMELESS GAZETTE
"France Occupied by Filthy Hobos
Gutters Run Red with Wine
Smell Remains Unchanged"
THE NEBULAIC NEBULA
This may or may not be news.
TERRITORY SPOTLIGHT
Welcome to the first weekly installment of Territory Spotlight!
This week:
The Awesome Part, formerly Western Canada, is one of the territories that make up the Canadian portion of North America
In 2036, Canada had decided to rename the provinces and territories to be more descriptive, after the Great Tourism Drought the year prior. Hopefully it would have tourists know what they're looking for right away, and entice them to come visit.
Once The Foggy Part, the French Part, and the Cold Part had been named, the rest of the country had realized 'hey wait hold on they haven't been renamed yet what up with that'
Turned out, this was the plan all along. The Premiers of British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan had gotten together and due to a quirk in the voting system, managed to unanimously vote the naming to be The Awesome Part. Of course, all of the others wanted to rename their territories in similar fashion, but by then it was all set in stone.
The Premiers of the Awesome Part celebrated by declaring every day Free Beer day, and there has not been a sober day since. This may have been a mistake, but most people are too buzzed to care.
What territory would you like to be in the spotlight?
==========
So anyways I'm actually getting on this immediately this time! AMAZING! You see I grabbed an extra computer monitor and now i can work on stuff WHILE I watch stupid videos! Slow progress is better than no progress!
WEEK FOUR
AAAAAAAAAND LET'S SEE SOME REINFORCEMENTS
![[Image: 004startsm.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/004startlg.jpg)
BIGGER MAPS AT LOWER PRICES BUY NOW
Alleged President AgentBlue may or may not have possibly been the first to maybe act on this supposed turn. I think.
BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD!
THESE YELLOW COMET BASTARDS HAVE BEEN HERE TOO DAMN LONG!
HAAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS
REVENGE IS TRULY SWEET
hold on what i guess something happened in blue moon i'unno
The Nebulaic Collective has captured Blue Moon and Yellow Comet!
Beep boop fighting
Boop the cold climate will help cool processors beep.
Beep boop victory - two units offline boop
Ceasing action - beep
Robonia has captured The Cold Part!
beep
Right. Another week. Let's go conquer some shit.
Yeah this'll do. Go get 'em, boys.
Fuck yeah. S'not even noon yet!
ACoDaINZ has captured Alien Ghetto and Customer Support!
Chancellor Granolaman continues his path of destruction!
Today, Africa is on the agenda!
Part of Africa. At the very least, somewhere, a lady with a sweet hat is grinding her teeth.
The United Hobo Federation has captured Heart of Darkness and Alien Ghetto
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded still hasn't gotten word from his superiors.
But it's okay. He can work with this. He can figure it out. It's just war, right? Just... take the world map, apply a little red marker and...
Yeah! Yeah just... just give it to the armies and they'll sort it out.
Alright! Alright. Alright, so that... that works! Maybe it'll turn out all right after all!
Pollutionist Coalition has captured Norselvania!
The Pirate Parties International has declared it to be International Grog Day and recommends celebrating by drinking copious amounts of energy drinks and/or alcohol as permitted by your local law.
On a related note, Captain Gnauga was found passed out on the lawn, and probably isn't in the proper condition to make any sort of decisions.
SO HOW ABOUT THEM MAPS
![[Image: 004endsm.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57305298/risk/004endlg.jpg)
And maybe a little update on the overall state of things
Central Mainframe Pinary - Robonia - 6 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Bitch in Chief Schazer - The Anarchist Collective of Displaced and Irked No-Zealanders (ACoDaINZ) - 8 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Chancellor Granolaman - The United Hobo Federation - 11 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded - Pollutionist Coalition - 3 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Captain Gnauga - Pirate Parties International 4 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Alleged President AgentBlue - Nebulaic Collective 10 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn