Jester Mafia (GAME OVER!)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.

Okay so!
Jester Mafia, secretly Jester Mafia 2, began on February Twenty-First, at 12:26 PM EST with a flavor post by the moderator, Dragon Fogel.
It was followed by a vote and election vote by Jacquerel and was followed by a string of rather pessimistic posts from Ix, who, rather than get a suicidal role, was actually forced to have a role that he had to take seriously. After that, Granolaman claimed to be a daycop and myself, Wojjan, and Cyber immediately voted for Ixcaliber while MrGuy perceived his statements as a facade. Ix reinforced his seriousness and the first page ended.

On the advent of page two, Wheeeeeetthins introduced himself and attempted suicide with a Pool Noodle Rapture. It did not do anything public other than make Dragon Fogel make an event post. After that, Jacquerel was offended and proceeded to vote for Wheat, who responded with a delirious account of his life after the Noodle Rapture that did not kill him as he seemed to have intended. Then NotTheAuthor posted, granolaman felt sorry for Ix, and MrGuy reasserted that Ix's comments were an act. After being asked why he wasn't voting for Ix by Cyber, Guy realized how Double and Triple posts currently work on these forums. Cyber and Guy assumed that the only way for the mafia to win, was for them to lose, data that is backed up by the way Jesters work and by how the last game played out. Jacquerel then promised to haunt the dreams of Wheat Mr. Thins, who somehow found a cigarette and continued with his delirious fantasy and observation of the human psychosis after Wojjan speculated further about the nature of this game. Then NotTheAuthor elected Wheat for Balloon Thing. After that, you posted with confusion, Fogel posted votals, and agent similarly had no idea what was occurring so after Ix posted about more speculation involving the nuances to this game in regards to the win conditions and mounting a case against MrGuy, I posted this recap at the top of the third page and then you all presumably read this leading to you reading this sentence here right now ass tittes.

dammit stop talking already

vote: solaris

I CHANGE MY MIND

GIVE ME THE BALOOOOONS

elect: paranoia