Let's go vampire hunting

I am your girl, you don't recognize me? :(

'It's me, hon. You don't like my new look?'



'DON'T TRY TO PULL A FAST ONE ON ME, MORTAL! IF YOU DO NOT PROVIDE AN ACCEPTABLE REASON TO BE HERE YOU SHALL BE TORN APART LIMB BY LIMB!'

Special Agent, First Class, from the Environmental Protection Agency: Bat Studies Division.

(You should have a copy of that in your backpack.)

'Yes, sir... I am Class Special First Agent, from the Protectionental Environmention: Bat Studies Division...'



'WE ARE NOT WORTHLESS MORTAL ANIMALS RUNNING AROUND YOUR PUNY PLAINS WAITING TO BE INVESTIGATED BY TINY INSIGNIFICANT HUMANS! VAMPIRES ARE POWERFUL DEMONS FROM THE MOST FRIGHTENING CORNERS OF THE UNDERWORLD, GHOSTS THEMSELVES SHIT THEIR ETHEREAL PANTS WHEN THEY SEE US!

I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL, FOOLISH HUMAN!'



'Honey? What's going on?!'