The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

People have asked me, "MrGuy, is there a concept album dedicated to how much of a fucking goon you are all the time?" And I'm happy to say that now, there finally is!

Buy my one-of-a-kind album "Boy I Sure Am A Dweeb" and get such classic songs as:

• Cycling in Long Pants and a Tie
  
• (Oh, No Stores Are Open Yet,) I'll Just Wait a Couple Hours I Guess
  
• Applying to a Sporting Goods Store (Knowing Nothing About Sports)
  
• SPECIAL CROWD PARTICIPATION TRACK: Where Can I Get My Mailbox Key (Oh, Okay, Answer in Unison and Make Me Feel Like a Moron Even Though I Know That Was Not Your Intent, Thanks)
  
• Sorry, I Thought You Were the RA (Wait, You Are? Uh, Okay, in That Case)
  
• (Going to all the Places We Used to Go Together Sure Reminds Me How Much) I Miss My Girlfriend
  
• Whoops, I Forgot My Backpack (No Reason to Go Back and Get It)
  
• Cycling and Carrying a Tote Bag*
  
• Shit, One of the Spokes Came Loose (Bending it Only Made the Problem Worse)
  
• (Fuck Shit Fuckity Fuck) Can I Go One Goddamn Week Without Crashing This Bike, Oh Great the Bag is Busted Too
  

* Not "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (WHIRR, JINGLE JINGLE)," as it is often misquoted as due to the chorus!

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SpoilerSuper-Secret Bonus Track: "A Guardian Angel in a Minivan (Just Gave Me a Replacement Bag)"

I also managed to get rid of the fucked-up spoke, and my bike seems to be working fine. It lost a little lever thing but it was the one that didn't change gear and I was unclear on what it did so it couldn't have been that important anyway