IRC highlights!

11:25 GenTrigger
11:26 XX the antichrist is risen
11:26 Pharmacy why
11:26 Plaid they finally invented a lady repellent
11:27 XX "getting too much pussy?"
11:27 XX "we have a solution"
11:27 Pharmacy for the times when measuring the circumference of your head so convenient
11:27 ughbrel oh my god I accidentally took a sip of gin and tonic my mouth
11:27 Pharmacy is so inconvenient*
11:27 GenTrigger I stared into the void and the void stared back.
11:27 Pharmacy welcome to...the Twilight Zone
11:28 GenTrigger I like to imagine whim was looking at the snapback fedora and just blindly grabbed a cup while in disbelief.
11:28 Jacquerel "It's time I learned how to drink to forget"
11:28 Plaid whatever liquid was in there spontaneously became alcoholic in sympathy
11:29 Pharmacy Whim is the modern jesus, come to save us all from the darkness and temptations
11:29 GenTrigger Can you imagine the man who purchases this? He sees it in the store and is like, "yes, this is the perfect merger of convenience and style."
11:29 GenTrigger He slips the abomination on his greasy hair and God cries.
11:29 XX frogs fall from the sky
11:29 XX from the sewers arises a tide of blood and mountain dew
11:30 Pharmacy tiny men with that fedora-cop descend like locusts
11:30 Timujina every woman within 50 meters is instantly pushed out of range, even if there are walls in the way.
11:30 Pharmacy levitating via stench I am sure that is how science works
11:30 GenTrigger It's like a find city nuke, but specifically targets women.
11:31 Pharmacy Gen how do we protect yourselves
11:31 XX the cleared area is known colloquially as "the friendzone"
11:31 Pharmacy do we brand our foreheads
11:31 GenTrigger Oh my fucking God, I just choked on my water XX.
11:31 ughbrel brilliant
11:31 Timujina militaries have began throwing large fedoras at opposing armies, instantly teleporting all woman soldiers out of the area, thus creating a disadvantage for the army
11:31 Plaid realistically though, being physically forced out of the radius of that thing is a kindness
11:32 Timujina hahah friendzone
11:32 Pharmacy a proof that a divine force exists
11:32 XX any time, babe
11:32 GenTrigger You wake up from your daze, but you are safe. You know you are nowhere near the potent explosion of mysogyny that has been expelled.
11:33 GenTrigger You can hear the echoes of the blast, a soft repeating, "M'lady"