"I didn't even know I was hungry" (The Food Appreciation Thread)

I went to a Firehouse Subs since they recently came to the area and they ranked the selection of hot sauces there 1–10. Frankly, if there’s something there that needs hot sauce, I haven’t found it yet, but I’ll grant that it’d work well for people who go often enough that variety matters (and to that I’d say, please let me know which company produces your generic Lipitor, I’d like to invest). The hottest sauces we’ve ever stocked at home merit an 8 there (also, 1s and 2s were conspicuously absent, and Tabasco did not have a rating sticker, which surely does not help people calibrate).

It is at least neat that somewhere besides BWW has that kind of hot sauce selection just waiting for you to do something everyone’s gonna regret. I fear for whatever agony a 10 has in store.