Re: The Grand Failure
07-17-2011, 01:42 AM
[font=chiller]coutnawesome the awesome looked around the big platform where everyone was standing on. it was big but it was also dumb because it was from a babies show for babies and he didn't like that show.
"I must destroy everyone and then i will battle the guy who brought us here because he is a real challenge and everyone else is not a real challenge because i am [u]COUTN AWESOME THE AWESOME[u] and i will be able to kill everyone with my gun" he pulled out his gun as he said this and pointed it at the hedgehog who was on fire for some reason
"SUPER FIRE BLAST JUTSU" he yelled because that is how you use ninja poewers and he was a ninja so he had to yell that and then the gun shot fireballs all over the place and into the hedgehog even though she was already on fire. (this was SUPER fIRE and it was better than regular fire because it was made out of quantum atoms which were like regular atoms but a million billion times more powerful
the fireballs shot out of the gun and went and shot fireballs at the hedgehog who was namde rose but the fireballs didn't care because they were fireballs they can't think that would be stupid
the hedgehog was now on fire even though she was already on fire it was super fire i explained this geez
she screamed and screamed and then she went and ran really fast because she was on fire and that is what she had 2 do and she went out but count awesome the awesome didn't care and he took out his sword which looked like a big katana it was sort of like sephiroth's sword (he is the best caracter in any video game) and then he shouted "LIGHTENING" and the sword was coveredin lightening it was really bright and it would shock nayone it touched except the count because he was the count and he was the most poewrful thing in the universe
he went up to nitebat and said "hello nitebat i am count awesome the aawesome and i am going to kill you it will not even b a challenge for me so die LIGHTENING SLASH SIX"
and then the sword went thtough niteebat's body and it was all like star wars when dark mall gets cut in half and then falls down the hole. nitebat was wearing a black coat so it was just like that but there was no hole to fall down so the count quickly shot the ground with a missile rocket and the ground was destoryed and nitebat was cut in half on the end of it so the count yelled "THIS IS SPRATA" and kicked the pieces in and it was really awesome
okay GM i won round one you can start round two now[/text]
"I must destroy everyone and then i will battle the guy who brought us here because he is a real challenge and everyone else is not a real challenge because i am [u]COUTN AWESOME THE AWESOME[u] and i will be able to kill everyone with my gun" he pulled out his gun as he said this and pointed it at the hedgehog who was on fire for some reason
"SUPER FIRE BLAST JUTSU" he yelled because that is how you use ninja poewers and he was a ninja so he had to yell that and then the gun shot fireballs all over the place and into the hedgehog even though she was already on fire. (this was SUPER fIRE and it was better than regular fire because it was made out of quantum atoms which were like regular atoms but a million billion times more powerful
the fireballs shot out of the gun and went and shot fireballs at the hedgehog who was namde rose but the fireballs didn't care because they were fireballs they can't think that would be stupid
the hedgehog was now on fire even though she was already on fire it was super fire i explained this geez
she screamed and screamed and then she went and ran really fast because she was on fire and that is what she had 2 do and she went out but count awesome the awesome didn't care and he took out his sword which looked like a big katana it was sort of like sephiroth's sword (he is the best caracter in any video game) and then he shouted "LIGHTENING" and the sword was coveredin lightening it was really bright and it would shock nayone it touched except the count because he was the count and he was the most poewrful thing in the universe
he went up to nitebat and said "hello nitebat i am count awesome the aawesome and i am going to kill you it will not even b a challenge for me so die LIGHTENING SLASH SIX"
and then the sword went thtough niteebat's body and it was all like star wars when dark mall gets cut in half and then falls down the hole. nitebat was wearing a black coat so it was just like that but there was no hole to fall down so the count quickly shot the ground with a missile rocket and the ground was destoryed and nitebat was cut in half on the end of it so the count yelled "THIS IS SPRATA" and kicked the pieces in and it was really awesome
okay GM i won round one you can start round two now[/text]