Re: The Grand Failure
07-17-2011, 01:21 AM
[quote="cyber95"]The awesome stood looking out at the multiverse or what was left of it because he had destroyed every universe in it but this one with his awesome power but he suddenly realized he was bored luckily ehe is also super psychic so knew that he would be bored and made sure to get eight people before he killed everybody to fight to the death for him he couldn't wait for their inevitable doom as it would certainly be a Grand Failure[b].
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: Wha
Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki -
[strk dzf]bearrbert looekds aroudn and tewhre where all these dudeas sos hefgsaegot outws his big saord adn charged Rosetta adn was all "yoiud IE NOW AMIGO" ands slsahed at her with the biggest sword
2. cyber95 - [color=justice"]Nitebat[/color]
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: Wha
Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki -
[strk dzf]bearrbert looekds aroudn and tewhre where all these dudeas sos he
2. cyber95 - [color=justice"]Nitebat[/color]