RE: SCP-MAFIA - DAY 2 - Spikes All Around! 17/21
07-05-2013, 08:24 PM
Aw shucks, Pardner Palamander, ya' shore ua dun wanna shoot ta breeze wid'me? I be allus lookin' ait fer con-fer-sashunal pardners, 'cause ya'd be sur-prized 'ow farst listenin' ta yer own cactus bruthers becawmes a chore. Acshully, ya wudd'n be sur-prized ait'l, I guessh. Sawwy; I'ken 'ardly 'elp'd, 'n I got a miss-chiff-us streak that makes me lay it'awn a tad thi-car thain I orta when I wanna mess wid peeps... which, let's be 'awness, be awl ta time...
(Pardner Woo-Hoo got 'ershelf ta right i-deer widda speakin' alawd, 'cause dat's ta way I do me com-pass-is-shun inudder'ta sawnd awl prawper)
Now, 'cause I be feelin' awl kinds'a 'elpfal now, I feel like pointin' awt that y'all got say-van absuneesh, three ud which ain't made a peep awl day: Pardners Skarza, My-oo, Dee-Dee, Supah, Gargle, Waxy 'n K-I-A-cutie awl be 'oldin' thar votes mighty-tighty. Somun wanna gibb'em a gentul nudge ta hawl thar backsides in ere now y'all only gat say-van'n'a'haif hours...
(Pardner Woo-Hoo got 'ershelf ta right i-deer widda speakin' alawd, 'cause dat's ta way I do me com-pass-is-shun inudder'ta sawnd awl prawper)
Now, 'cause I be feelin' awl kinds'a 'elpfal now, I feel like pointin' awt that y'all got say-van absuneesh, three ud which ain't made a peep awl day: Pardners Skarza, My-oo, Dee-Dee, Supah, Gargle, Waxy 'n K-I-A-cutie awl be 'oldin' thar votes mighty-tighty. Somun wanna gibb'em a gentul nudge ta hawl thar backsides in ere now y'all only gat say-van'n'a'haif hours...