The Thriller

Wriggle around a bit.

No masking tape can hold down your mighty forearms and forelegs! Sadly, many hairs were lost in the fighting of this battle.

Move around with the chair to the guns, then shoot yourself free.

You successfully Do The Hop over to your unlocked bedroom gun display case, and thank your lucky stars that any small child could easily access it at any time. But even you can't quite reach the nearest implementation of violence... maybe if you throw yourself forward a bit?

YOU DEAD.