Let's go vampire hunting

> Stare at her boobs.

AUGH CAN'T STOP STARING

> Be sure to point out how intimidated you aren't by her boobs, in a really dodgy Transylvanian accent.

'Hyello, i'am boobdering if i can be enterink your lovely home since i am cleearly not intimitated by your cleava- i meen rack, i mean i mean breasts i uh oh crap...'

'Uhh...'

Say you're from the blood bank and ask if she's willing to make a... "donation". That will totally convince her you're a vampire.

'I am vonderink if I can be enterink your lovely home...

beecause i am from the blood bank and i would like to have a small donation.'

'Tee hee! i haven't heard that one in years, you must be new 'round these parts, right? I urge you come in so we can have a proper meeting, sir'



HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED BUT CAN'T STOP STARING AUGH



'Is there something in particular you'd like to drink, sir?'

OH CRAP SHE'S BEING NICE WHAT DO YOU DO AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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SpoilerLet's go vampire hunting aka Ed's erotic vampire fantasies 2012