SCP-MAFIA -NIGHT 4 - ...again!? 10/21

Reasons Why We Should Lynch The Vending Machine

1. It's blatantly evil, having been left behind by a mafioso who died under mysterious and mechanically dubious circumstances. Who knows what villainy it may be involved in behind-the-scenes?
   
2. It's horribly dangerous - my snacks almost killed me and that tea was so atrocious it would have killed a weaker man. Clearly, it's a huge safety risk.
   
3. It's a ridiculous distraction that has ensnared many of us and is hampering valiant efforts at Getting Things Done.
   

All possible benefits its continued presence may have are, I'm sure you'll agree, dwarfed by the enormity of its faults. Quite frankly lynching, it is the only reasonable course of action; the sooner its reign of terror ends, the better!