Chimpers Jane

> Well then, just push buttons randomly.

Like your MOTHER always said "When all else fails, you're mostly screwed! Push those damn buttons on the piloting interface!", you are still shocked she had been a SCHIZOPHRENIC all of your childhood without you knowing!



There are a lot of buttons here, jeez! Hard to believe this interface was designed for MONKEYS let alone PEOPLE.

Look at this button here for example, it will probably do something COMPLETELY AND NEEDLESSLY CONFUSING!



As you press it, a nearby PANEL opens up, to reveal what appears to be SOME FORM OF COMBINATION PADLOCK, go figure.

Any monkeys on this vehicle would have died from PUZZLE-INDUCED INSANITY without a doubt. You may just die from insanity, too! What is the point of this senseless crap?