SCP-MAFIA -NIGHT 4 - ...again!? 10/21

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SCP-MAFIA -NIGHT 4 - ...again!? 10/21
RE: SCP-MAFIA - DAY 1 - Vending Murder 20/21
Arright guys who's ready for a whole lotta vending?????

Sruixan inserts 1000 yen unplugged.
Ka-chunk! A large thermos lookin' thing is dispensed. It's warm to the touch, and the front of the thermos is labelled "Not Entirely Unlike Tea".
Sruixan recieves Not Entirely Unlike Tea

Piester puts in an ancient coin, after plugging the machine back in. He then yells at it a bunch.
The machine stays silent for a bit, but after a few seconds, you hear the familiar ka-chunk! The receiving tray contains a purple stone bottle with a sort of cork in the top. It's in some sort of language you can't recognize, but the design is not entirely dissimilar to Grape Fanta. There is a diagram near the cork, showing some sort of pointed stick being inserted into it, perhaps to open it. The cork itself seems to already have a hole in it.
Piester recieves Mysterious Ancient Fanta

almost skipped over this whoops
Wiwaxia unplugs the machine and inserts 50, 50, 50, and then 100 imaginary yen. In order, they recieve...
An invisible lollipop. Somewhat similar to the caltrops you think.
An unlabelled sack of individual candies, which you can only tell are there because of the sugar coating them. The candy is invisible, the sugar is not.
A single wrapped stick of gum. A cartoon is depicted on the front, with a kid laughing at another kid who seems to be disappearing, who has a confused expression on his face. It simply says "Fool Your Friends!" on the back. There is no other labelling.
A small, clear jar. It appears empty, but a label on the side says "Aunt Tally's Homemade Premium Oxygen."
Wiwaxia takes Invisible Lollipop, Five Cent Invisible Candies, Vanishing Gum, and Aunt Tally's Homemade Premium Oxygen.

(this is about where i kept getting distracted, so sorry for taking so long)


whoosh! puts in a rather horrifying fleshy 5000 Yen note.
The vending machine makes a few grindy and whirring noises and then Ka-splat! In the receiving tray is a large chunk of flesh, expanding and contracting slowly. Tattoo'd onto the flesh are slogans like "Full of vitamins" and "Cruelty Free!" There's a label on it in a language that isn't in any language that you can recognize, even vaguely.
Whoosh! receives Vita-Flesh

Sruixan puts in more money, 2000 Yen this time.
Kachunk! In the receiving tray is a red two litre bottle of soda. It has a red label, with the words "Caustic Cola" across the front. Above those words it declares it is "Surprisingly Corrosive."
Sruixan receives Caustic Cola.

myw doesn't put in any sort of coin. Dunno what coin he's talking about.

Red puts in a single arcade token.
For several minutes, you can hear pinball noises coming from within the machine. When you hear a third failure sound, what appears to be one of those silver coke-balls comes out of the receiving tray.
Red receives Coke Pinball

This time myw actually has something to put into the machine: A Japanese credit card.
The card is eaten by the machine's bill slot, and the machine goes Kachunk!
In the receiving tray is a metal box with a button on it. Laser-etched into it is a mix of Japanese and English. The English is sort of couched in there, but it includes words like "PERSONAL CREDIT", "DELICIOUS ETERNALLY" and "ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS"
There's a small receiving tray on the side.
Myw received the Snackbox

Purple Walrus spends a while putting in 400 single yen coins.
kachunkachunkachunkachunkachunkachunka
A whole pile of needles is in the receiving slot, followed by a broken bag with a label. "Xbolgan's Flavored Needles!" "It hurts so good!" a monstrous squid child exclaims.
Purple Walrus very carefully recieves Xbolgan's Flavored Needles

Sruixan's back again with more moneys. 3000 this time.
Kachunk! In the recieving tray is a wrapped package with a timer on it. The timer reads five minutes, and is counting down. Through a plastic window in the package you can see what looks something like Chex Mix, combined with little flecks of bugs. It looks like all the labelling is in Cuneiform. The design on the package shows a surprised person eying the timer while shoveling the mix into his mouth as quickly as possible.
Sruixan recieved A Timely Snack

bigro scrawls an amount of money onto a piece of paper.
Kachunk!
Bigro recieves a piece of paper labelled "A Delicious Snack"

OKAY THERE WE GO votals coming shortly


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RE: SCP-MAFIA - DAY 1 - Vending Murder 20/21 - by Robust Laser - 06-25-2013, 03:14 AM