Chimpers Jane
06-19-2013, 07:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 09:27 PM by piester.)
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You are CHIMPERS JANE; SPACE-MONKEY by law.
You and your crew capsule are the last aspects still around of the Greek space program, now that the ship itself blew-up to oblivion in orbit a few minutes ago. You have landed on the surface of Mars, albeit in a violent and dangerous matter. Seeing as this mission was originally designed to test the effects of quote, "Throwing monkeys into space with no chances of recovery, y'know?" the fact you even reached Mars is ten miracles fused at the hideous, deformed hip!
So good for you; pity you'll probably die on this godforsaken planet. You have no way to re-enter orbit, and oxygen supplies were designed for tiny monkey-lungs. You'll be damned if you don't shrug off death as much as humanly possible, though!
What will you do?
You and your crew capsule are the last aspects still around of the Greek space program, now that the ship itself blew-up to oblivion in orbit a few minutes ago. You have landed on the surface of Mars, albeit in a violent and dangerous matter. Seeing as this mission was originally designed to test the effects of quote, "Throwing monkeys into space with no chances of recovery, y'know?" the fact you even reached Mars is ten miracles fused at the hideous, deformed hip!
So good for you; pity you'll probably die on this godforsaken planet. You have no way to re-enter orbit, and oxygen supplies were designed for tiny monkey-lungs. You'll be damned if you don't shrug off death as much as humanly possible, though!
What will you do?