Riskal Fantasy - Week 7 - Your Guns Are Now Also Swords

THIS WEEK IN NEWS

THE NEBULAIC NEBULA

Citizens who may or may not be part of the Nebulaic Collective have possibly been raising questions about debatably military activity that could be the responsibility of the Nebulaic Governing Body. The issue has the potential to be extremely important or not at all, and as such some branch of some administration may have been investigating, are now investigating, or will investigate sometime ahead of this present time. Maybe.

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I may have dropped the ball a bit on this, but don't worry, in neglecting to update this, I also neglected updating everything else and spent the past two weeks instead watching British panel shows. I'm sure everybody will be pleased to see what's been happening in the world of Risk lately.

WEEK THREE

This week, some dudes got more than five reinforcements! Maddening!


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Central Mainframe Pinary got some extra RAM installed overnight and is just ready to get going!



REVENGE!



REVENGE!



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Bitch in Chief Schazer is keeping it short and sweet.



The army surrounds the single Pollutionist troop.



They proceed to beat them with sticks until they die.

ACoDaINZ has captured High Culture!



In contrast to the simple attack from ACoDaINZ, Chancellor Granolaman had an entire campaign planned for his army of vagrants.



Run full force through almost all of Europe! Replace all of their fancy sidewalk heaters with barrels on fire! Who the hell buys sidewalk heaters anyways?



The Chancellor gives a rousing speech, and the troops feel incredibly determined, taking down everything in its path! One might think the dice were rigged but I through out the ones I put in the microwave okay I don't get it either.

One of the two remaining armies does wander near the Chernobyl Jr border and consider maybe attacking it, when they tragically are attacked themselves by polar bears.

The United Hobo Federation has captured Green Earth, Beer & Tea, Greenland, and Norselvania!



Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded is a bit worried. He didn't get any orders from his superiors. Normally if there's nothing to do he at least gets a message saying so. But... were they in one of the territories that was captured this week? No, they're always in a safe place that could never be discovered. Surely... it'll be all right. The course of action is a little bit thrown off from the captures anyways. It'll be fine by next week. Right?



It's a good day for pillaging!



Finally time to take down these Canadian campers.



Once and... for... all. Yyyyyyeah.



Alleged President AgentBlue is still kind of upset about not conquering Yellow Comet.



Of course he can't let people know that. So, y'know, he'll casually go after Arctica while he's making another go at Yellow Comet.



God dammit! The win of Arctica just is not as satisfying because of that stupid strip of water!



In a fit of rage, he tells No Vacancy to just go ahead and attack Customer Support! Kill 'em all!



And so it is done.

The Nebulaic Collective has captured Arctica and Customer Support!



We have prepared the updated world map, and of course, the scores.




Central Mainframe Pinary - Robonia - 5 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Bitch in Chief Schazer - The Anarchist Collective of Displaced and Irked No-Zealanders (ACoDaINZ) - 8 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Chancellor Granolaman - The United Hobo Federation - 11 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded - Pollutionist Coalition - 3 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Captain Gnauga - Pirate Parties International 4 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Alleged President AgentBlue - Nebulaic Collective 10 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn


Don't bother sending to Fogel any more because I haven't been making him do anything. Turns out I underestimated my own ability to change numbers.
and then this is going to be the turn where i mess something up i bet

OH YEAH I FORGOT So some players now have 3 Risk Cards. Since, y'know, multiple people might play them in the same turn sometimes, here's what I think should happen if that occurs.
All players who play cards will get what's listed on the board as the bonus at the beginning of the turn, and the bonus will increase by the number of people who played cards. So if like, three people played their cards, and the bonus was at 6, those players would get a troop bonus of 6, and then the bonus would move up to 15.
If you think it'd be better to just have it move up one bonus tier, like, instead of 15, it'd go to 8, say so, otherwise I'll just assume this works for everybody.