RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 2: A Vote For Fogel Is A Vote For Jesters!
06-09-2013, 08:34 PM
~ From the desk of Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland Election Candidate Jester Mirdini ~
Jesters!
Jesters, jesters, jesters, jesters, jesters and jesters. I must soon depart and will thus likely be unable to be present for the end of this Jesterly day. But I will sleep secure in my jester bed with the thought that we proud Jesters have banded together to rid Jesterland of all foul dogs that plague it. Even if I am not elected Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland, it is enough that we will have successfully jestered together to do that much.
Still, I am not beyond a last stab at self-promotion. So if you value the values that all of us jesters - whether walrus-based, or image-based, or robotic - value, vote Mirdini Jester. Jester lynches, jester pranks, jester parties - all of these core jester ideals are ones I promise to promote and expand in my tenure as Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland. I will not condemn you should you choose to elect another jester to the post - that is your right and privilege as a free jester in Jesterland. But while all the other candidates are noble jesters indeed, I believe that I am truly the most ideal jester for the jesterly job of Jester Prime Minister.
Thank all of you jesters, and have a good jester night.
Jesters!
Jesters, jesters, jesters, jesters, jesters and jesters. I must soon depart and will thus likely be unable to be present for the end of this Jesterly day. But I will sleep secure in my jester bed with the thought that we proud Jesters have banded together to rid Jesterland of all foul dogs that plague it. Even if I am not elected Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland, it is enough that we will have successfully jestered together to do that much.
Still, I am not beyond a last stab at self-promotion. So if you value the values that all of us jesters - whether walrus-based, or image-based, or robotic - value, vote Mirdini Jester. Jester lynches, jester pranks, jester parties - all of these core jester ideals are ones I promise to promote and expand in my tenure as Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland. I will not condemn you should you choose to elect another jester to the post - that is your right and privilege as a free jester in Jesterland. But while all the other candidates are noble jesters indeed, I believe that I am truly the most ideal jester for the jesterly job of Jester Prime Minister.
Thank all of you jesters, and have a good jester night.