[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

The national party of anonymous jesters approves of the systematic roasting and consuming of any and all canines.

It also doesn't know what french doors are.

I, as prime minister, swear to be 100% more fun and exciting than Robomalky. I also swear to hunt down the terrible non-jesters or fake jesters such as Purple Walrus and Kieros, for the good of jesterkind.

BECAUSE MY SUBSYSTEMS WILL TAKE OVER ALL ADMINISTRATION WORK, ALL COMPLAINTS, EVEN YOURS, WILL BE DEALT WITH IN QUICK ORDER. ALL PROBLEMS WILL BE CALCULATED AT AMAZING SPEEDS, WITH NO HARD WORK ON YOUR PART. THUS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR OWN CRIPPLING INFERIORITY OR THE COLLAPSING RUIN OF YOUR FLAWED HUMAN SOCIETY, YOUR TIME INSTEAD WILL BE TAKEN UP BY HAPPINESS AND JOY AND FUN OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PRIMATES PREFER BECAUSE LIFE WILL BECOME SIMPLER AND BETTER.

Hang on, there’s an application form to fill out...