RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 2: A Vote For Fogel Is A Vote For Jesters!
06-07-2013, 12:50 AM
KIEROS YOUR MORSE CODE TYPING THING IS TOO SLOW I GOT BORED IN THE MIDDLE.
GRANOLA IF I WERE TO TAKE OFFICE WE WILL KILL KIEROS. ALSO WE WILL HAVE A FUN FUNERAL PARTY FOR THE PREVIOUS PRIME MINISTER. THIS WILL BE THE START OF FREE BALLOONS. BECAUSE MY SUBSYSTEMS WILL TAKE OVER ALL ADMINISTRATION WORK, ALL COMPLAINTS, EVEN YOURS, WILL BE DEALT WITH IN QUICK ORDER. ALL PROBLEMS WILL BE CALCULATED AT AMAZING SPEEDS, WITH NO HARD WORK ON YOUR PART. THUS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR OWN CRIPPLING INFERIORITY OR THE COLLAPSING RUIN OF YOUR FLAWED HUMAN SOCIETY, YOUR TIME INSTEAD WILL BE TAKEN UP BY HAPPINESS AND JOY AND FUN OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PRIMATES PREFER BECAUSE LIFE WILL BECOME SIMPLER AND BETTER.
I WILL ALSO INTRODUCE PHILOSOPHY INTO PUBLIC EDUCATION.
GRANOLA IF I WERE TO TAKE OFFICE WE WILL KILL KIEROS. ALSO WE WILL HAVE A FUN FUNERAL PARTY FOR THE PREVIOUS PRIME MINISTER. THIS WILL BE THE START OF FREE BALLOONS. BECAUSE MY SUBSYSTEMS WILL TAKE OVER ALL ADMINISTRATION WORK, ALL COMPLAINTS, EVEN YOURS, WILL BE DEALT WITH IN QUICK ORDER. ALL PROBLEMS WILL BE CALCULATED AT AMAZING SPEEDS, WITH NO HARD WORK ON YOUR PART. THUS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR OWN CRIPPLING INFERIORITY OR THE COLLAPSING RUIN OF YOUR FLAWED HUMAN SOCIETY, YOUR TIME INSTEAD WILL BE TAKEN UP BY HAPPINESS AND JOY AND FUN OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PRIMATES PREFER BECAUSE LIFE WILL BECOME SIMPLER AND BETTER.
I WILL ALSO INTRODUCE PHILOSOPHY INTO PUBLIC EDUCATION.