[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

My Campaign Office (which consists of my Jester Cat, Jingaling) has informed me that there's some form I have to fill out to officially contend for Jester Office! Whoops! Guess I'll hurry up and do that so that I can continue my amazing jester candidacy!

Name: Mirdinijester!
Other Name: Jester Jester McJesterson
Party: PARTIES ARE GREAT WHERE IS THIS TAKING PLACE
No, We Meant Political Party: Jesters need no parties other than actual parties (for jesters)!
Campaign Platform: Providing all Jesters with Lynch security and more importantly FUN TIMES (that involve lynches on jesters)
Favorite Animal: Jester (cat)s
How Drunk Did You Get Last Night: I became extremely intoxicated with my love for all things Jester if that's what you mean
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Nonjester: Born n' raised a Jester through n' through. Though there's always more Jestering to learn!
Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat: If your jester pants don't make you look fat they're not proper jester-issue pantaloons! Get those on for maximum jestering right now!
Kazoo: Jester-approved, dog-hated
Gif/Jif/Grif: Doesn't matter what you call 'em as long as you love JESTERIN'

While I do not dispute Walrus's claims of walrus ancestry in certain Jester bloodlines, I must object to the diagram we have proposed. As NOTORIOUS DOG KIEROS has pointed out, there is a BALLOON DOG in that diagram, and as dogs are physically incapable of becoming jesters this is an obvious scientific error. The Jester Campaign for Mirdini Jester for Jester Prime Minister of Jesterland would like to ask Jester Prime Minister Candidate Jester Purple Walrus to check his facts in future.

Thanks for listening jesters, and I can't wait for more jester antics on this wonderful jester prime minister election day in jester land!