"I didn't even know I was hungry" (The Food Appreciation Thread)

Until I was about 17 or so I didn’t use chopsticks correctly; I had them all crossed up and sliding against each other (hard to explain) and people were like “how do you even use them that way!?” and while of course I said no such impolite thing out loud, the real answer was “faster than you”. But I made an effort to do it the right way (which is not as fast, but has a stronger, more accurate grip and and holds more food once properly trained), and now I’m not sure I could even replicate that strange method if I tried.