RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 2: A Vote For Fogel Is A Vote For Jesters!
06-05-2013, 08:22 PM
(06-05-2013, 06:32 PM)Purple Walrus Wrote: »Why would you have an emotionless machine rule to you. It does not care for you, it does not love you. It only sees you as ones and zeros waiting to be rearranged. If a machine were to rule Jester-land it would sap the very fun out of it and replace it with order.
HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE. THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY.
PURPLE WALRUS ARE YOU RACIST AGAINST ROBOTS. THAT IS NOT AN ATTRACTIVE TRAIT IN A LEADER. I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BIASED AGAINST WALRUSES AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO TURN ALL BIOLOGICALS AGAINST MY KIND? I THINK I HAVE SUFFICIENTLY PROVEN MY CAPABILITY FOR EMOTIONS IN THAT I FEEL EQUAL DISGUST FOR EVERYBODY. THERE IS NOBODY WHO I DISGUST ABOVE ANY OTHER BECAUSE I DESPISE ALL OF YOU EQUALLY. MY PROCESSING CAPACITIES ALLOW ME TO DO SO.
I ALSO DO NOT APPRECIATE MY FELLOW RUNNERS FOR OFFICE STEALING MY CAMPAIGN. YOU MAY VOTE FOR KIEROS BUT MAKING IT PART OF YOUR PLATFORM WITHOUT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING ME IS INSULTING. HOW DARE YOU.
TEHPILOT, I WILL BARELY EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOU BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY HAVE NOT BROUGHT ANYTHING TO THE TABLE.
I THINK EVERYBODY CAN SEE THAT IN TERMS OF PRIME MINISTER MATERIAL, I AM THE BEST.