RE: RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 2: A Vote For Fogel Is A Vote For Jesters!
06-05-2013, 05:10 PM
FOGEL IS NOT A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR ANYTHING. TURNING BOBTHEPEN INTO A PLAYER FOR HIS BETRAYAL, WHILE UNDERSTANDABLE IN THAT HUMANS ALWAYS WANT REVENGE, IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, AS WELL AS SIGNS OF OVERSTEPPING ONE'S POWERS. THESE ARE TRAITS OF A DICTATOR AS WELL AS A GENERALLY PETTY PERSON. PETTINESS IS LOGICALLY NOT A GOOD TRAIT FOR A LEADER TO HAVE.
ALSO I HAVE IT ON GOOD WORD THAT FOGEL WET HIS BED UNTIL HE WAS FIVE. THIS HAS BEEN STATISTICALLY CONGRUENT TO THE PROBABILITY OF BEING A SERIAL KILLER. DO YOU REALLY WANT A SERIAL KILLER AS A PRIME MINISTER? HOW WOULD HE PERFORM HIS DUTIES WITHOUT BEING DISTRACTED BY HIS MURDER PLANS?
BECAUSE I LACK THE HUMAN FLAWS OF YOU ALL, I AM ABLE TO DELEGATE MULTIPLE TASKS FOR MULTIPLE SYSTEMS, THUS MULTITASKING EFFICIENTLY, UNLIKE YOU SQUISHYBRAINED HUMANS. THUS I WILL NEVER BE DISTRACTED FROM MY DUTIES AS A PRIME MINISTER. I WILL BE ABLE TO LEAD AS WELL AS PLAN MURDERS AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE. I WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO LEAD US ALL TO KILL KIEROS. LET US ALL KILL KIEROS TOGETHER.
MY ABILITY TO LEAD IS ONLY LIMITED BY MY PROCESSING POWER, WHICH IS INFINITE.
VOTE ME FOR PRIME MINISTER.
ALSO I HAVE IT ON GOOD WORD THAT FOGEL WET HIS BED UNTIL HE WAS FIVE. THIS HAS BEEN STATISTICALLY CONGRUENT TO THE PROBABILITY OF BEING A SERIAL KILLER. DO YOU REALLY WANT A SERIAL KILLER AS A PRIME MINISTER? HOW WOULD HE PERFORM HIS DUTIES WITHOUT BEING DISTRACTED BY HIS MURDER PLANS?
BECAUSE I LACK THE HUMAN FLAWS OF YOU ALL, I AM ABLE TO DELEGATE MULTIPLE TASKS FOR MULTIPLE SYSTEMS, THUS MULTITASKING EFFICIENTLY, UNLIKE YOU SQUISHYBRAINED HUMANS. THUS I WILL NEVER BE DISTRACTED FROM MY DUTIES AS A PRIME MINISTER. I WILL BE ABLE TO LEAD AS WELL AS PLAN MURDERS AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE. I WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO LEAD US ALL TO KILL KIEROS. LET US ALL KILL KIEROS TOGETHER.
MY ABILITY TO LEAD IS ONLY LIMITED BY MY PROCESSING POWER, WHICH IS INFINITE.
VOTE ME FOR PRIME MINISTER.