RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Night 1: Died in the line of duty
06-04-2013, 05:42 AM
CREDIT!!! NOOO CREDIT!!!
WHY? Why did it have to come to this!? I just-
*bluuuargh*
-okay still a little sick.
Also sad.
We were going to have all the adventures together. It was gonna be a buddy-cop movie (where one cop forces the other to die for him at an opportune time).
Then I'd cradle his skinless body in my arms, like so, and just -
*huuurggulf*
- okay we need to clean this up.
I'm...I'm just going to go lay down. DF...DF I'm sorry for kicking you out. And not just because I got sick and you beat me up, and this guy whose name I've forgotten died. It's also because I was playing with forces I didn't understand.
Specifically virus forces.
I mean I got this vial of "JESTER-VIRUS" and just figured I'd let it spread around, but then it started to mutate and spread and I didn't know what was happening.
Also apparently the vaccine was just a weakened form of the virus, so taking five of them was like injecting a full dose into my veins. (or so my ex-research team told me.)
And then I get this newspaper article today, that talks about a town not too far from here that was infected with a similar strain of the virus but, get this: If two people who are both infected meet up with each other - THEY DIE?? That's awful! And then the article said that it was spreading quickly, and could even be HERE???
My research team left a note before they left. You guys can have it, I'm gonna go lie down...
JESTER-VIRUS RESEARCH: This Virus is a highly mutagenic variant of the original MAFIA-VIRUS. However, it has been dubbed a "Jester-Virus" since it apparently acts against the traditional strain. Immunizing those it affects from it's more deadly relative.
ALL players who have contracted the "Jester-Virus" are immune to the deadly MAFIA-VIRUS. They will not contract it, nor do carriers of the MAFIA VIRUS pose a threat to them. They do not pose a threat to carriers of the MAFIA VIRUS.
ANY player who did not contract the "Jester-Virus" will inevitably contract the rapidly spreading MAFIA VIRUS. If this player visits or is visited by another player who has the MAFIA VIRUS, both infected players will die.
Night ends when all night actions have been submitted. Or when we get bored and can't get a hold of you.
WHY? Why did it have to come to this!? I just-
*bluuuargh*
-okay still a little sick.
Also sad.
We were going to have all the adventures together. It was gonna be a buddy-cop movie (where one cop forces the other to die for him at an opportune time).
Then I'd cradle his skinless body in my arms, like so, and just -
*huuurggulf*
- okay we need to clean this up.
I'm...I'm just going to go lay down. DF...DF I'm sorry for kicking you out. And not just because I got sick and you beat me up, and this guy whose name I've forgotten died. It's also because I was playing with forces I didn't understand.
Specifically virus forces.
I mean I got this vial of "JESTER-VIRUS" and just figured I'd let it spread around, but then it started to mutate and spread and I didn't know what was happening.
Also apparently the vaccine was just a weakened form of the virus, so taking five of them was like injecting a full dose into my veins. (or so my ex-research team told me.)
And then I get this newspaper article today, that talks about a town not too far from here that was infected with a similar strain of the virus but, get this: If two people who are both infected meet up with each other - THEY DIE?? That's awful! And then the article said that it was spreading quickly, and could even be HERE???
My research team left a note before they left. You guys can have it, I'm gonna go lie down...
JESTER-VIRUS RESEARCH: This Virus is a highly mutagenic variant of the original MAFIA-VIRUS. However, it has been dubbed a "Jester-Virus" since it apparently acts against the traditional strain. Immunizing those it affects from it's more deadly relative.
ALL players who have contracted the "Jester-Virus" are immune to the deadly MAFIA-VIRUS. They will not contract it, nor do carriers of the MAFIA VIRUS pose a threat to them. They do not pose a threat to carriers of the MAFIA VIRUS.
ANY player who did not contract the "Jester-Virus" will inevitably contract the rapidly spreading MAFIA VIRUS. If this player visits or is visited by another player who has the MAFIA VIRUS, both infected players will die.
Night ends when all night actions have been submitted. Or when we get bored and can't get a hold of you.