The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I hate summer I hate summer I hate summer so incredibly goddamn much. I can't sleep and I'm constantly sweaty and I can't wear my nice clothes unless I want to feel even hotter and there's not enough water in the goddamn world to keep me from being thirsty in winter so you can fucking imagine how I feel now. It's the season of mosquitoes and gnats and I'm not all that fond of swimming to be entirely honest and I like ice cream even when it's cold so that's hardly a bonus.

Fuck, I can't understand why people enjoy summer at all. Fuck, the Classic Summer Triad (lemonade, frozen treats and swimming) exist explicitly to escape the miserable soul-crushing heat. And even though I'm really happy about getting a summer job, between that and my internship I'm going to have to fucking trek through that heat daily for my commute, not that it's any better in my home with its busted air conditioner and shitty fans.

I swear to god that if I got three wishes from a genie I wouldn't fucking think twice about the first one being something along the lines of "switching to a three-season cycle with only spring, fall and winter, adapting all relevant organisms in such a way that they can survive without summer's involvement." I'd try to get some reversing global warming in there too if I could manage it but really I care about the losing summer thing more.

Fuck summer with a goddamn spetum made of icicles.