Anti Hero: Chapter I - The Courtyard (10) - I'd prefer my baguette on fire, please

Originally posted on MSPA by mr_y_not.

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>marvel at their sweet dance moves

>attempt to beat them in a dance off

> Regret not SHARPENING YOUR BAGUETTE. Throw TOASTER at ZOMBIES.

> Use L.E.D on Space Zombies

The Space Zombies appear to be very talented at writhing about. No doubt, these zombies are certainly the shit when it comes to getting down on the dirt. You debate whether or not to challenge their sick moves, but honestly, everyone knows you're the worst writh-jiver in the universe.

What a loser.



You pull out your LED Light and shine it at the Space Zombies. They don't seem to be in pain, but they appear to be rather fascinated by your light-emitting device like deer in headlights.



In an attempt make use of your super sharp, brand spankin' new Sharpened Toaster, you lob it at the closest zombie. The Sharpened Toaster does EXTREME DAMAGE, destroying the helmetless Space Zombie and earning you a whopping 50% EXP. Heck yes.



Perhaps, you think to yourself, sharpening your Baguette would've improved your combat prowress.
Maybe. It could be worth it to stop by the shack once again and have another look over.

But first, the other Space Zombie.

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EDIT: GEEZ, I've spent at over 24 hours on this thing now! I don't wanna be a "Cradle" baby anymore. ;-;