Re: Anti Hero: Chapter I - The Courtyard
08-02-2011, 12:56 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by mr_y_not.
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You pry open the fridge door to discover a RIPE BANANA and four TOMAPPLES. It seems awfully strange that they haven't gone bad... the fridge doesn't feel like its plugged in judging by how lukewarm its compartment is. Perhaps the fridge fell from the sky...
Heck, maybe you did too. You certainly are quite familiar with the appliances here. Almost as if they were yours before. Maybe you were the chef of an exquisite restraunt somewhere in the sky. For crissakes, the baguettes look just as old as your own.
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Of course, it'd be a complete waste to let any of it rot. You help yourself to the banana and toss the peel aside.
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You briefly fantasize about making some sort of weapon out of the toaster... one that could slice through the thickest cuts of beef like butter, pound nails through the strongest of surfaces and propel crispy, delicious toast from its spring loaded release mechanism. Ahh... it would be the most badass weapon ever.
Unfortunately though, this toaster isnt sharp enough to be used as a blade. Neither can you find a decent handle. You consider the possibility of using a baguette, but throw the idea away; the baguettes just aren't powerful to be suitable handles. You are also in severe need of some duct tape.
Oh hey. That white square thing must be an LCD MAP EDITOR.
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And it is. The map clearly shows the toolshed, some sort of fence to the right, a huge garden and petit graveyard to the left and some sort of tunnel underground, right next to where the wheelbarrow was.
Despite how helpful it seems, however, the unprofessional quality of the map irks you to no end. You proceed to smash the LCD cover off and use it as a FLASHLIGHT.
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Where will you go now?
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BoisseauMR Wrote:You're hungry.
> Open fridge.
kd7sov Wrote:>Attach the Toaster to your Baguette. To one of the ends.
You pry open the fridge door to discover a RIPE BANANA and four TOMAPPLES. It seems awfully strange that they haven't gone bad... the fridge doesn't feel like its plugged in judging by how lukewarm its compartment is. Perhaps the fridge fell from the sky...
Heck, maybe you did too. You certainly are quite familiar with the appliances here. Almost as if they were yours before. Maybe you were the chef of an exquisite restraunt somewhere in the sky. For crissakes, the baguettes look just as old as your own.
Of course, it'd be a complete waste to let any of it rot. You help yourself to the banana and toss the peel aside.
You briefly fantasize about making some sort of weapon out of the toaster... one that could slice through the thickest cuts of beef like butter, pound nails through the strongest of surfaces and propel crispy, delicious toast from its spring loaded release mechanism. Ahh... it would be the most badass weapon ever.
Unfortunately though, this toaster isnt sharp enough to be used as a blade. Neither can you find a decent handle. You consider the possibility of using a baguette, but throw the idea away; the baguettes just aren't powerful to be suitable handles. You are also in severe need of some duct tape.
Oh hey. That white square thing must be an LCD MAP EDITOR.
And it is. The map clearly shows the toolshed, some sort of fence to the right, a huge garden and petit graveyard to the left and some sort of tunnel underground, right next to where the wheelbarrow was.
Despite how helpful it seems, however, the unprofessional quality of the map irks you to no end. You proceed to smash the LCD cover off and use it as a FLASHLIGHT.
Where will you go now?
Next Page