Re: Last Day
03-10-2013, 11:41 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Whoa...there are a lot of them out there. But you see the water cooler. And...
...If by "elaborate plan" you mean "Manfreddie and the Janitor" and by water cooler you mean "AREN'T DEAD!"
"Jen! Manny's out there! And the Janitor! Oh shit, I was worried, but I guess I should have known better. They can really kick shins in when they can."
"We'll have to figure out what we're gonna do and--
"...Jen?"
"...Ted? What...happens now? There are way too many of them out there. We could take down one but...what are we going to do now?
"Hey, wait. Jen. Okay, well...I know the outlook of things look...shitty. I screwed up. I thought there wasn't nearly as many as there are now. Honestly, I'm pretty damn scared too, and you have every right to be afraid."
"But! We know their weakness. We know they're pretty dumb. We know what's inside them, even though it's pretty god damned weird. But I might be able to figure it out if I could dig around in it more and had a keyboard, maybe figure out the virus. I think we've got what we need to take them down. It's scary, I know, but I'm sure we can pull it off if we just put both our minds together."
"Plus, I know you're pretty damn strong. I've seen you lift furniture around like it's nothing, you know? And that zombie back there had no idea what hit him. While I was busy freaking out, you just thought quick and, somehow, picked up on something I...didn't even consider...and took him down in a second flat. What could you do if you sneak up on them?"
"Heh. Well..."
"...But what are we going to do now? Could we...get water everywhere? Break a water pipe or a faucet? Wouldn't that flood the room and short out all of...them?
"I don't know if that'll work. I think the zombies only react to water to the head...computer...thingy. That's the only place electricity is coursing through. I mean, that's just a theory, but it seems likely. We'll have to try something like it at least. Couldn't hurt."
"But just a little bit ago I thought of the water sprinklers! If we could set those off, that'd cover a whole floor and probably short out hopefully all of them! And we've got all the water balloons we could ever need, and with Manfreddie and the Janitor we have more pockets to hold more water balloons. Plus we could easily find a keyboard and mouse for later."
"...Huh. Yeah. Yeah, I think that could work. But these are all just...ideas. What do we do now?"
"Well, I guess now we think of a plan."
Hypotenuse Man Wrote:> Concoct elaborate plan to disable the zombies nearby using the water cooler.
Whoa...there are a lot of them out there. But you see the water cooler. And...
...If by "elaborate plan" you mean "Manfreddie and the Janitor" and by water cooler you mean "AREN'T DEAD!"
"Jen! Manny's out there! And the Janitor! Oh shit, I was worried, but I guess I should have known better. They can really kick shins in when they can."
"We'll have to figure out what we're gonna do and--
"...Jen?"
"...Ted? What...happens now? There are way too many of them out there. We could take down one but...what are we going to do now?
"Hey, wait. Jen. Okay, well...I know the outlook of things look...shitty. I screwed up. I thought there wasn't nearly as many as there are now. Honestly, I'm pretty damn scared too, and you have every right to be afraid."
"But! We know their weakness. We know they're pretty dumb. We know what's inside them, even though it's pretty god damned weird. But I might be able to figure it out if I could dig around in it more and had a keyboard, maybe figure out the virus. I think we've got what we need to take them down. It's scary, I know, but I'm sure we can pull it off if we just put both our minds together."
"Plus, I know you're pretty damn strong. I've seen you lift furniture around like it's nothing, you know? And that zombie back there had no idea what hit him. While I was busy freaking out, you just thought quick and, somehow, picked up on something I...didn't even consider...and took him down in a second flat. What could you do if you sneak up on them?"
"Heh. Well..."
Steve Potluck Wrote:Turn on faucets and clog the drains. Stuff large objects down the toilet and flood the bathroom. More water is not a bad thing, and you could totally ride a tidal wave out of this room.
Kaynato Wrote:Break a water main.
SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Bust a faucet off and let the water spray.
"...But what are we going to do now? Could we...get water everywhere? Break a water pipe or a faucet? Wouldn't that flood the room and short out all of...them?
"I don't know if that'll work. I think the zombies only react to water to the head...computer...thingy. That's the only place electricity is coursing through. I mean, that's just a theory, but it seems likely. We'll have to try something like it at least. Couldn't hurt."
Anthano Zasalla Wrote:> You're going to need more balloons
wolftamer9 Wrote:> You're gonna need more water balloons than that, now.
distainfulCatalyst Wrote:>You know, this probably qualifies as being bad enough that you can take the fire sprinkler plan off the back burner.
"But just a little bit ago I thought of the water sprinklers! If we could set those off, that'd cover a whole floor and probably short out hopefully all of them! And we've got all the water balloons we could ever need, and with Manfreddie and the Janitor we have more pockets to hold more water balloons. Plus we could easily find a keyboard and mouse for later."
"...Huh. Yeah. Yeah, I think that could work. But these are all just...ideas. What do we do now?"
"Well, I guess now we think of a plan."