Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Oh it's the easy screws. Just use a coin or something flat.

Oh, you're right, it's the easy screws. All you need is something flat.



"Hey Jen," you say, "do you have any coins on you?"

"You don't?"

"My wallet was stolen."

"Oh. Well, I don't have a wallet."



"Well," you continue, "we could just check this guy's pockets. He's bound to have a wallet on him. I mean, I don't want to steal money from an unconcious guy but..."



"Wh...what the hell are you doing?"

"Solving our problem!"



"Ha! I almost forgot I had these. I'm not used to..."



"...What?"



"Oh, toughen up. I came in here today in a skirt, so I had to keep money on me somewhere. It frees up your pockets regardless."



"Yeah, but I think anyone would find it uncomfortable to see someone reaching into their bra to pull out something."

"I don't do it right in front of people! Not usually. Besides, it's impossible to pickpocket.

"It's impossible to pickpocket by keeping everything in your underwear?"



"Who here has their wallet stolen?"







"...ANYWAY!" you say, "I'm curious as to how the hell this thing works. I've been trying to figure out just how a monitor can grow teeth and brainwash people on it's own, so maybe this will explain things."

You remove each screw and begin to lift the panel off.





...What the hell is all this?