Re: Last Day
11-10-2012, 08:43 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
You begin to freak out.
Although, you're method of freaking out is just your brain shutting down. Being trapped with no immediate solution does this to you. There's nowhere to run. You've got none of those water balloons filled, not that you remember you have them in a time of panic, and it'd probably take way too long to fill one and tie it. You immediately begin considering several other solutions that become increasingly more ridiculous.
You imagine a solution where you do just that, except that's really stupid and the zombie will probably just be confused for a second or two before attacking. What else?
A swirly? Maybe, but you're not sure how you would grab the zombie by it's ankles, let alone pick it up at all. You're not a very strong person, you know.
Magnets! Magnets destroy computers.
But there are no comically oversized magnets nearby and none that you know of in the building, so you scratch another solution off.
Your thoughts are interrupted.
"TED!" Jennifer shouts,
"You said those things might have a weakness to water, right?!"
"What?! Where did you--"
Wandering One Wrote:>Either one of you but not both: Freak out!
You begin to freak out.
Although, you're method of freaking out is just your brain shutting down. Being trapped with no immediate solution does this to you. There's nowhere to run. You've got none of those water balloons filled, not that you remember you have them in a time of panic, and it'd probably take way too long to fill one and tie it. You immediately begin considering several other solutions that become increasingly more ridiculous.
ashdenej Wrote:>Dance around it in an attempt to overload its processing centres!
You imagine a solution where you do just that, except that's really stupid and the zombie will probably just be confused for a second or two before attacking. What else?
SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Give it a swirly
A swirly? Maybe, but you're not sure how you would grab the zombie by it's ankles, let alone pick it up at all. You're not a very strong person, you know.
Anthano Zasalla Wrote:> You know what you need? Magnets. Those mess monitors up real bad.
Magnets! Magnets destroy computers.
But there are no comically oversized magnets nearby and none that you know of in the building, so you scratch another solution off.
Your thoughts are interrupted.
"TED!" Jennifer shouts,
"You said those things might have a weakness to water, right?!"
"What?! Where did you--"