Re: Last Day
11-02-2012, 03:09 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
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Yikes! A gay man and an old fat guy beating people up?! Heavens no! Let's get back to Ted and Jennifer, from a few minutes ago.
It's okay, though. You have a feeling we'll get back to them very soon.
Especially the part about fight music.
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You are now that huge nerd guy.
You hear someone shouting for help. A woman's voice. You really hope that isn't Dorothy's.
Speaking of, if whoever is shouting help for what you think she is shouting help for, then you'd better start explaining to Jennifer what's going on. That might be more important right now.
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Your thoughts are interrupted.
"Ted?"
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"Who's that shouting?"
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"Hey, your makeup's gone!"
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"Yeah, it was starting to run from when I was crying. I just washed it off."
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"We should go see what that shouting is. Do people usually shout help when there's a paper jam or something?"
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"Aaaaactually, I might have a better idea."
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"Remember when we went to go see Shaun of the Dead?"
"Yeah?"
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"Okay, imagine that, but the zombies aren't slow. And they're not even dead. They're still alive. Maybe. They also don't eat brains, and you don't really destroy the head necessarily. And I guess they can only spread by biting your head. And there aren't even that many, there's only two--actually, probably one and it's a duck. So they all probably have it under control. Also, all the zombies have computer monitors for heads, and the virus is actually kind of like a computer virus. So they're not really zombies at all, I guess, but they're pretty similar. I mean, zombies are the undead, and these guys are living. And their weakness might even be water, I guess. And, err, are you following so far?"
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"...Sort of?"
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"...Alright, wait, lemme revise all that, I've got a better explanation. Let's say you've got Office Space and--"
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"No, Ted, I get it. I think. You're being really specific. So I'm going to guess that...that..."
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She drops her glance. "That..."
"That what?"
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"Whatever the hell that is has something to do with it!"
Eversor Wrote:Cue to black, the children don't need to see this!
Yikes! A gay man and an old fat guy beating people up?! Heavens no! Let's get back to Ted and Jennifer, from a few minutes ago.
It's okay, though. You have a feeling we'll get back to them very soon.
Especially the part about fight music.
You are now that huge nerd guy.
You hear someone shouting for help. A woman's voice. You really hope that isn't Dorothy's.
Speaking of, if whoever is shouting help for what you think she is shouting help for, then you'd better start explaining to Jennifer what's going on. That might be more important right now.
Your thoughts are interrupted.
"Ted?"
"Who's that shouting?"
"Hey, your makeup's gone!"
"Yeah, it was starting to run from when I was crying. I just washed it off."
"We should go see what that shouting is. Do people usually shout help when there's a paper jam or something?"
"Aaaaactually, I might have a better idea."
"Remember when we went to go see Shaun of the Dead?"
"Yeah?"
"Okay, imagine that, but the zombies aren't slow. And they're not even dead. They're still alive. Maybe. They also don't eat brains, and you don't really destroy the head necessarily. And I guess they can only spread by biting your head. And there aren't even that many, there's only two--actually, probably one and it's a duck. So they all probably have it under control. Also, all the zombies have computer monitors for heads, and the virus is actually kind of like a computer virus. So they're not really zombies at all, I guess, but they're pretty similar. I mean, zombies are the undead, and these guys are living. And their weakness might even be water, I guess. And, err, are you following so far?"
"...Sort of?"
"...Alright, wait, lemme revise all that, I've got a better explanation. Let's say you've got Office Space and--"
"No, Ted, I get it. I think. You're being really specific. So I'm going to guess that...that..."
She drops her glance. "That..."
"That what?"
"Whatever the hell that is has something to do with it!"
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