Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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But I think the bigger issue is that Jen seems to be carrying an entire can of soda in her pocket and she doesn't even notice.

Nobody can feel inventories! All the way back in, like, the third update, it's stated that you can carry as something as big as a piano in your inventory. The draw back is that it's based on how many pockets you have, at a maximum of 6. Different people have different inventories.

When Jennifer still had her skirt, she didn't have an inventory, because she had no pockets (one of the reasons she doesn't like skirts in fact). The only thing she had on her person was the photograph, which she can keep tucked in her shirt. (not her bra, although that's an option) This is actually safer because easier to pickpocket someone with a pocket based inventory than it is to pickpocket someone with an improvised inventory.

maaaan who even cares

Dorothy: This is an office, so if you call for help, someone will help you!

Right! Yes! Yes! You should do that! Quit flipping your shit and panicking and call for help!



"HELP!"



"SOMEONE, ANYONE! HELP!"



"THIS THING IS TRYING TO EAT ME!"



"PLEASE! HELP!"

"Did you hear that?!"

"Somethin's trying to eat her? I wonder what that could be!"

"It's directly above us, next floor. Let's move!"



Oh my God. Oh my God oh my god. This isn't working. This isn't working!! You can't believe this is happening. What's happening?! What's going on?!

> Stop suddenly and duck down. Your persuer will not expect this and will continue on for a couple of seconds. Enough time to trip over your crouched form at full speed. As it careens through the air, get up and run the other direction.

D-duck?!



DUCK?!



Speaking of ducks, what's this guy up to?