Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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WWAUUUAURRGGGHH THIS UPDATE TOOK FOREVER AND IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THE LAST ONE BUUUHHH ;_;

anyway here you go

lala: Can you talk to her back? I mean, unless she plans on doing all of the talking.

A blue marker rests in your lap.

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LEMPI: why be afraid?
LAHJA: afraid of what?
LEMPI: many things
LEMPI: like you
LAHJA: myself?
LEMPI: not just you
LAHJA: what?
LEMPI: you are very clumsy, yes?
LAHJA: yes, i think so
LEMPI: and you think that nobody loves you?
LEMPI: that nobody wants to do with you?
LAHJA: of course not!
LAHJA: you do
LAHJA: my parents
LAHJA: my friends
LEMPI: but you still think that nobody likes you?
LAHJA: well, no not exactly
LAHJA: i wasn't very popular in high school
LAHJA: i just don't think that many people
LAHJA: outside some people im close with
LAHJA: like me
LEMPI: that's it
LEMPI: you worry about what people think about you
LEMPI: which keeps you from approaching them
LEMPI: because you think you are bothering them
LAHJA: do not!
LEMPI: oh don't hide it
LEMPI: besides
LEMPI: i am the same way

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LEMPI: what is that english word that means
LEMPI: not shy but...?
LAHJA: introverted?
LEMPI: yes, i think
LEMPI: i am very introverted
LEMPI: and this is how we found each other
LAHJA: by being introverted?
LEMPI: yes!
LAHJA: oh i see what you mean
LAHJA: even when we don't approach others much
LAHJA: we found each other anyway
LEMPI: yes yes
LEMPI: but there is more

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LAHJA: more?
LEMPI: yes
LEMPI: there is a saying
LEMPI: kuin kaksi marjaa.
LAHJA: i know that saying!
LAHJA: my dad used it all the time when we were together
LAHJA: i never knew what it means
LEMPI: it means
<font color="#0000FF">LEMPI: we are very alike.
LEMPI: and you shouldn't be scared of meeting someone</font>

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LEMPI: who is just as scared of meeting you

"Ted, listen...I know I called you a coward. You shouldn't be running away, you know that. But...I was just angry. I've screwed so many things up today, and I just...I don't want to be mad at you. Especially since I haven't seen you in 2 years.



"So could we just...catch up? There's so much to talk about..."



Well, you'd really love to catch up, but you're not sure how to break it to her that computer zombies have risen from the Recycling Bin to enact their revenge for Windows Millenium Edition.

But...you really do want to catch up with her and explain everything. There's only two zombies, and one of them's a duck. What could it hurt to take a minute and talk?

> RUN AND HIDE AND HIDE AND RUN

RUN TO THE HILLLLLS
RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES
RUN TO THE HILLLLLS
RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVES

Dynamic Duo: Sweet mother of christ! The number one zombie rule is that when facing a horde, you fucking high tail it. Get back up those stairs!

You are now the two dudes that are running the hell away from the zombies with computer monitors for heads.

"Freddie! Manfreddie...wait!" the Jantior calls out behind you.



"I can't...I can't run as fast as you..hooh...just keep going..."



"Wh-no! You can't stop now! We have to run!"



"Son...these things are gonna catch up t'me...hahh...I can't run as fast...as you can...besides...you have too much to live for...too young...to die. I can hold them off...get going."







"I will never let another kind soul close to me die an untimely death. Again.



"Go. Find Ted. Inform him there is an outbreak. I can handle myself here. Go!"









"What in the..."



"Son...I'm old. I've lost friends, family, my wife, soldiers in battle...never a life lost on my own terms. And I'd like to not have that happen today."



"So we're both crazy fools, huh?"



"Damn straight."

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getting their computer heads smashed does not equal death, by the way. it just slows them down. just so we're clear.