Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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There's a HUUUUUUUUUUGE update coming up. Not the next one. Probably not the next next one maybe. Likely the next next next one. That will take me a few days. So hold on to your pants.

I've been stalling zombie action killing blam blam time mostly because I'm still developing some stuff. Just you wait, friends. Just you wait.

>Ted: Romance later. Now is Zombie Killing time.

> Ted: The least you could do is tell her about the zombies.

>He's right you know, plus you need to also factor in that there are F***ING COMPUTER ZOMBIES, and if you don't get to her soon, SHE MIGHT BECOME ONE OF THEM.

Well, yeah, you're well aware of the EXECUTE zombies. You're pretty sure Manfreddie has taken care of the one downstairs, so all you need to do is figure out where the hell the duck went. The problem is, you need to keep Jennifer safe, so you need to make up with her and get her to join you, and then find the duck. You need to keep Jennifer safe at all costs. You're only pretty chill about all of these zombies because there is probably only one right now, and it's a fucking duck. It's under control.

He's right Ted. Go to her.

Also, take the guy with you, don't want him to become one either.

Oh, yeah, that's also a good point. You've known Benson since you've been working here. Don't want to lose sight of him. You ask him if he'd like to join you.



"Oh, nah. I'm going to try and find a way out of here. Get my car started before these zombies and the blizzard outside gets any worse, y'know? I won't be much help here: all I know are crossups and sonic booms. You should do the same when you makeup with your girlfriend there. See you later."

>Ted: Check to see if you are still bleeding, if not remove bandage.

Remove the bandage from your head first. Maybe do something about the blood in your hair. THEN go to her.

Wh-Oh! Oh, right. You, uh, totally forgot you still had this bandage. Huh. You can't believe you still have it on. Funny.

You should probably get to a bathroom, your hair is probably dried and bloody.



You enter the nearest bathroo-oh, er, this is the girls...



...bathroom.



"...Hey."

> Judith: Only one name left on the list (Barring Tomkins); save them.

You are now the personal assistant.

You have saved every significant member of the office except one: B. Bard. Benjamin Bard, you believe it to be. He is on this floor. He's a technician, so he and Tomkins can possibly reverse the code in some way. If we can do this as early as possible, we can reverse the code without it hardly spreading in the first place. And he's on this floor.

He goes by the name of Beetle.

You asked around, and one employee had claimed he was on the 13th floor. You're not sure why, as his cubicle is located on the fifth floor.



You don't even recall having a 13th floor.