Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>If she so concerned about the welfare of her daughter then why the fuck did she waste a balloon on a tiny printer?

she didn't waste a balloon, it was already blown up at one point.

also: her daughter is 16, her name is Beatrice. she's still happily married, and they're actually pretty well off as Dorothy works two jobs while her husband also works as a children's book illustrator. Dorothy only has a job here because balloon sculpting is, as stated, inconsistent, and she doesn't really qualify for anything else.

this is hardly story important since Dorothy won't be appearing much after this but i actually have backgrounds for all of the characters. her whole family works with children all the time. the janitor even has one, and a name, but I think i'll touch upon it later since it makes for a pretty good discussion.

also this is kind of one of the reasons i encourage asking me questions about Last Day :V

>Use the shenanigns, Ted. Use the shenanigans!

When in doubt, use the shenanigans!



You start pushing Dorothy.

"Hey!" Dorothy shouts "Quit it! I've made my mind up!"



"Look through that keyhole." you tell her.

"Uh...why?"

"Just do it. You'll rethink your decisions."





"There's nothing in there." Dorothy says.

"Wh-What?! You're lying, move over!"





"What the..."



"But...but this is the right door! Right next to the water cooler! I know it! What the fuck?! Oh. Oh shit. That means it's loose! Shit!"



"Whoa..." she says, "You actually seem...genuinely worried about this."

"I'm aware of that!"

"And my balloons will help the cause?"

"Yes! This isn't some game we're playing! It's kind of a long story. It sounds dumb, but people might be in danger, and your balloons will probably save lives!"

"Oh...Okay, I understand."



"Well then, I'll make you a deal. I need a bucket. If you can find me one, I'll give you--"









That was easier than you thought. You're not entirely sure if water really stops the EXECUTE zombies, but now you have some ammo if it does. Now, to find Manfreddie and tell him about Butterc--



"TED!"





"I FOUND YOU!"



You are now the young Finnish girl.

You woke up in an elevator. You don't entirely remember why, you only remember your butt getting stuck. That was pretty damn funny.