Re: Last Day
03-26-2012, 10:19 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
"Seriously?" Dorothy says, "That's what you plan on doing? Ted, I don't even let the children at my parties do that. I just give them water guns." She gets a bit closer before continuing.
"You don't seem to get it. I am a professional balloon sculptor, and I mean that quite literally. I get paid to do this. What you see as a mere toy is my entire life. Do you know how long I've spent studying the art of balloon sculpting? I started studying it when I was 5. I am 38 years old. And because I get paid for this, every balloon I craft and every party I organize is another meal on the table for my daughter. Not only that, but the work is inconsistent and freelance, so in order to have a steady pay, I have a second job here."
"So if you still think you're getting balloons from me just so you can fill them up with water and throw them around, you can go
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"--Fuck yourself."
"Oh yes, a very likely story. I'm not giving you any balloons, Ted. Just get out of here."
Looks like she's not believing it. She apparently has water guns too, though at this point it's unlikely she's willing to give those up too. What do you do now?
trulyElse Wrote:> "I'm going to fill it with water and throw it at Lenny."
SNeakyRobot Wrote:> "Because it's just not fun enough around here. This boring drab office needs more water balloon fights, so Imma need some ammo."
Pick Yer Poison Wrote:For a balloon fight, wanna help, just hit Lenny, he's wearing a computer head mask
"Seriously?" Dorothy says, "That's what you plan on doing? Ted, I don't even let the children at my parties do that. I just give them water guns." She gets a bit closer before continuing.
Eversor Wrote:Good golly Dorothy calm yourself, we are asking for balloons not blood.
"You don't seem to get it. I am a professional balloon sculptor, and I mean that quite literally. I get paid to do this. What you see as a mere toy is my entire life. Do you know how long I've spent studying the art of balloon sculpting? I started studying it when I was 5. I am 38 years old. And because I get paid for this, every balloon I craft and every party I organize is another meal on the table for my daughter. Not only that, but the work is inconsistent and freelance, so in order to have a steady pay, I have a second job here."
"So if you still think you're getting balloons from me just so you can fill them up with water and throw them around, you can go
"ffffffff"
"ffffFFFFFFFFFFF"
"--Fuck yourself."
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Because the fate of the world is at stake.
"Oh yes, a very likely story. I'm not giving you any balloons, Ted. Just get out of here."
Looks like she's not believing it. She apparently has water guns too, though at this point it's unlikely she's willing to give those up too. What do you do now?