Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Ted: Stroke beard pensively for maximum "Hmm" potential

Hmm...

> Ponder so hard that you light your beard ablaze.

HMM...

>Couldn't you just set off the building's fire sprinklers?

That! That is a very good idea. Actually, that's an unbelievably good idea.

Though, obviously you wouldn't set them off now, since it would be useless. There's only, like, 2 zombies: the duck, which is in captivity, and Lenny, which by now Manfreddie has probably taken care of.

Given that, you would probably use it as a last resort if the virus got really out of hand. Now that is something you don't want to forget.



Which you won't! You make a Mental Note of the fire alarm as a last resort. You now have 7 Mental Notes.

You actually don't know if you have a limit on Mental Notes. You probably don't. What were to happen if you had too many Mental Notes? Would you breakdown from remembering too much? Who knows and who cares! These questions are useless when you grow older every day!

> It's quite possible that someone in the office may have a large supply of balloons that can be filled with water. Just a thought.

"Yeah, what about Dorothy?" Benson says, "She's got a ton of balloons that we can fill water up with. Maybe even some water guns 'cause she organizes children's parties and shit."



"Dorothy?" you say, "I don't like Dorothy."

"Uh, why's that?"

"I ask her to make me a balloon Crow and she always makes some black bird thing instead. Every time.

"Oh, shut up. Just go ask her, her cubicle's right next to mine."



"Hey, uh, Dorothy? What are you doing?"

"Looking for my hair dye."

"Ah, okay. Uh, so, can I have some of your balloons? Like, for free?"



"...WHY?"