Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Liquid: Burst out of the can like The One

> Shaq: Become forgotten untill the story of Ted + Co. Vs THE BOSS reaches it's climax, at which point become intergral to THE BOSS's defeat without moving at all.

>Shaq can, explode with rage. Douse everything with your smooth, highly energized, caffeinated liquid of awesome.

You are now the condensed carbonated B-Ball flavored liquid.

You can feel it. The energy inside. It's overwhelming. Yes, you can feel it about to burst, the energy is building up and it's going to explode into...into...

> Hey, lady, there's totally some soda on the floor or something.

"What the heck is this?"

Augh! Nooo! Unhand me, balloon woman!



You've never seen any soda like this! Must be some sort of limited edition run of Snappy Cola. They put Shaq's face on EVERYTHING nowadays!



You place the strange soda in your inventory. Your inventory is based on your love of colors. You can hold 7 items as long as each of them are a different color. The soda jumps to the black slot.

You also have your air pump, a blue balloon and a package of yellow balloons.

>Make a new printer out of balloons.

> Second this. Recreate a small balloon size printer.

> Any Rainbow Tattoos?

Pfft. A printer? Are you kidding me?



Bam. Easy. What do you want next? A dinosaur? Robert Frost? Come on. Try me.

And for the record, you don't have any tattoos, but you do want one. The BOSS is fine with the hair and colorful warmers so long as you're wearing a shirt, tie and khakis. Though, tattoos are probably the one thing you can't have, even if they were out of sight.

>Object to being made to wear these monotonous office vestments. Consider tie-dying what you're wearing.

Actually, that's a really good idea! So long as you're wearing a shirt, tie and khakis, you don't think it matters if they're tie-dyed! Oh man that's PERFECT!



You're pretty sure you brought your hair dye with you, so all you need is some water and a bucket! This is going to be so much fun!



"So, you're telling me these things have computer monitors for heads and are all zombies and shit?"

"Yeah! And they'll spread throughout the world if we don't stop it!"

"Damn! But then how DO we stop it?"

"Well, I sort of had the idea for dousing them with water, but I highly doubt there's any water guns around here. I mean, do you have any?"

"Nah, I don't. Do you think someone does?"

"Maybe?"



"Hmmm..."