Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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> Did you check the print queue? Make sure the print queue is correct, you got the email the CPYOFF1 doesn't scan double-sided anymore right? It will just stand idle. The IT had to change it because someone was wasting Ink. Also, make sure you rest your arm on the top of it, it wont scan unless its the lid is completely down, and its been stuck ever since the "Rump" accident the boss won't let anyone mention anymore. Remember, Tray 2 doesn't hold more then 25 pieces of paper so it could be low again, and that warning light is faded so no one sees it.

You have no idea what the heck that means.

Barf rainbows.

BLLAARRAARGHHFFF

Okay, not really. You are physically incapable of barfing rainbows. But you totally would if you could.

> Just sort of rub a piece of paper on your head as a substitute for a color printer

You're pretty sure this won't achieve anything, but you try it anyways. You have actually refined this skill of rubbing stuff against your head.







What the heck?

Reenact that one scene from Office Space with the baseball bat and the copier

This printer has crossed you one too many times- take it down Office Space style

You don't have a baseball bat, but you do have a long balloon. You just hit the printer with that.

The printer receives no damage nor is it fixed.



You have a balloon because your second job is being a professional balloon sculptor. You are hired for children's parties to create balloon animals and other things, and a street performer to create balloon sculptures for passing by folks on the streets of Cleveland, whom often hire you for private parties. You have regular round balloons too, for other things.

You also really really like color. Like so much.



Holy cow do you love colors

And these offices are so boring! They need more color! You do your best to brighten these greyscale offices up with some color by wearing rainbow leg and arm warmers, as well as spending many hours in the bathroom dying your hair multiple colors and painting your nails. You've even got rainbow underwear!

RAINBOW UNDERWEAR!

SpoilerShow

Just a personal reminder that the can of Snappy Shaq is still on the ground.

Also a reminder that I don't actually watch My Little Pony. In fact, there's a part of me deep down that doesn't like it, or at least the fans that are absolutely go rabid over it. From what I've seen it's very well animated and I'm glad that such a show exists where it's fans are completely outside it's demographics and it not be cancelled for it, I just don't watch it and am not really a fan.