Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Huh, I interpreted that last line as Beetle deciding that things weren't NEARLY cataclysmic enough, oh no.

If you think you're mistaken about that sentiment, you're not.

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EDIT: I sort of completely went against that first suggestion. SORRYYYYY.

> La-La: Did he say something about a duck with a computer monitor for a head? Give Manfreddie a call.

You know what? You should. You're pretty sick of everyone acting totally crazy and nobody explaining anything to you. You should just go find Manfreddie and ask what's going on. He should know. The front desk will be fine by itself.



You should be more assertive. You should go up to Beetle and Jennifer and ask what's going on. Nobody likes a shy girl. And you think you'll start by telling the next person you see what you think about them!



You press the elevator button. The elevator takes a second as it begins it's descent.



You should just tell the next person you see that their face is kind of dumb and that's just what you think! Yeah!

Yeah. That's what you'll do. Be assertive.

>La-la: if things do turn out to be real bad wrong, is there anyone you can call?

Well...you would probably call Lempi first. You know, in case you don't make it. Even if there was a zombie apocalypse or whatever Beetle calls it. She would need to know. It's sometimes hard, never even talking to her in person. Your love with her was developed entirely by the thoughts and ideas each of you shared. And you just always had something to share with her and talk to her about. It was never about each other's looks or the sex, it was just about...each other. Some people really don't understand that, and you wish they would. And if there was ever some sort of zombie apocalypse, or if anything really happened to you, she wouldn't be there. She couldn't be there. That's the hardest part.

The elevator beside to you pings, suddenly interrupting your thoughts.



"Heh. And they said the stairs were faster."

Ted steps out, looking around.



"Alrighty then, so where is computerman? He's gotta be here some--hey...where's Jennifer?"

"...Oh, uh, she was looking for you. You just missed her, sorta."

"Wh-what? She was looking for me?!"



"Shit! She could be in danger!" Ted runs back into the elevator as soon as possible and slams the button multiple times. He's going to leave without any explanation!



"Hey! Explain to me what's going on! Right now! Ted! Wh--"

You suddenly feel a squeeze. Which is when you realize what just happened, and you flush red.



"T-Ted. I'm...I'm stuck."

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