Re: Last Day
03-07-2012, 12:28 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
"Beetle, not every hobo shuffling towards you moaning is a zombie. I thought we talked about this."
"Don't be an ass, it's for real this time, I'm telling you!"
"I am completely obsessed with zombies. Obsessed with the idea of zombies, with everything relating to zombies, and everything in preparation for a zombie invasion. La-La. This is the greatest day of my life."
"I mean, I didn't think it was a zombie at first. And then it starting shuffling towards me with it's arms raised. And it had a lit computer monitor for a head..."
"...which is when I realized it's an infection that's spreading through the office. I don't know how that douchebag got infected, I was just too shocked, but he must have had some sort of infection from that duck I saw with the lit computer monitor for a head. Which would mean that the infection hasn't spread that much yet. Which means..."
"...I'm going to make this the best day of my life all by myself."
"Wait, where are you going? What are you talking about!"
"Beetle, get back here! You're not making any sen--"
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ArcusofBrambles Wrote:La-la: Be skeptical. You know Beetle and he's been waiting for the Zompocalypse (his words, not yours) for years. This isn't the first time he's cried wolf.
"Beetle, not every hobo shuffling towards you moaning is a zombie. I thought we talked about this."
"Don't be an ass, it's for real this time, I'm telling you!"
"I am completely obsessed with zombies. Obsessed with the idea of zombies, with everything relating to zombies, and everything in preparation for a zombie invasion. La-La. This is the greatest day of my life."
KilroyWasHere Wrote:>Inquire if they run or shamble.
"I mean, I didn't think it was a zombie at first. And then it starting shuffling towards me with it's arms raised. And it had a lit computer monitor for a head..."
"...which is when I realized it's an infection that's spreading through the office. I don't know how that douchebag got infected, I was just too shocked, but he must have had some sort of infection from that duck I saw with the lit computer monitor for a head. Which would mean that the infection hasn't spread that much yet. Which means..."
"...I'm going to make this the best day of my life all by myself."
"Wait, where are you going? What are you talking about!"
"Beetle, get back here! You're not making any sen--"
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