Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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GUYS! You know what I love? Answering questions about Last Day. EXCEPT THAT HASN'T HAPPENED AT ALL.

I really like going into detail about characters outside the comic. Like, for example, Ted's favorite food is SOFT PRETZELS. And La-La is 18 years old! But you would only know that if you asked me some questions!

Formspring is kind of dumb when Tumblr can do pretty much the exact same thing and it's easier for me since I go to Tumblr every day. And you don't need an account to ask questions on Tumblr.

SO GO FOR IT! ASK ABOUT ANYTHING. 'Cause I am hungry for questions. A few may or may not be answered tonight 'cause I'll be playing Grim Fandango. But tomorrow I shall be answering many questions! IF I HAVE THEM

ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS, GUYS!

His name is OBVIOUSLY Frank Furts.

>???: Read the atmosphere and decide to take your ketchup addition shenanigans elsewhere.

You are now Frank Furtz.

You've come here to file a complaint towards the company, but you quickly became bored and began eating your lunch. Reading the expression of the lady at the front desk, she seems either confused by your ketchup shenanigans or she wants your hot dog.



As in your wiener. As in your wiener inside some buns. As in your hot dog. As in your delicious cylinder of processed meat from the parts of animals nobody likes. As in your delectable pink sausage that you currently hold between two slices of bun. It is a thing of wonder, this is. And she can't have any.



No, she can not have any of your hot dog. For she will keep it all to herself. And you only have one, single hot dog. You cannot afford to lose this hot dog. There is very little ketchup within the container, only so much left that will only cover one hot dog. This one. This hot dog is the last hot dog that could possibly have ketchup on it for the time being.

And she clearly wants to steal it.



You must keep your hot dog to yourself, for she will steal it and eat it. All to herself. She will steal it and keep it all to herself. All to herself.



All to herself...



What in the hell was that.

You are so happy you're getting out of this place in a week.



He hung up.

How shameful. Jennifer could have dealt with that call and you had to go and screw it up. Oh, you don't want to make her mad. You could have just screwed up her job and then you just get up and leave the country within a week. Oh how mad she would be.

Oh well. Can't spend all your time in the past--







"Beetle! What's wrong?!"





"Zombies."