Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Maybe the stats aren't direct correlations to the physical abilities. Maybe they just show your natural inclinations to a certain course of action. Are you more willing to defend those you love, or lash out against those you hate? Are you more likely to concoct an elaborate plan, or will you allow lady luck to rub her greasy hands all over your business?

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SpoilerGORRISTER!!!

Well, that's what you think! You're pretty defensive over loved ones? You guess. You don't really know. Stats are bullshit, anyway. You ask Manfreddie the significance of them and he says he'll show you.

>Ask Manfreddie to sock you in the shoulder to see if there's really something to this whole 'defense' business. Maybe you have an exceptionally high pain tolerance or something.

"Okay, uh," you say "I'm not really show what this has to do with--"



"--GRKK!"



"AUGH FUCK GOD DAMMIT HOLY SHIT WHY DID YOU PUNCH SO FUCKING HARD HOLY FUCK"

"I didn't punch hard."



"THEN WHY DOES IT HURT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU FUCK"

"Well, you didn't take any damage, did you?"



"...Uh, no, actually. I don't think I even have any bruises. What the hell?"

"I only have a slightly higher attack than you," he explains, "which is very high in fact, so I can still hurt you, but your high defense means you can take a beating without any physical damage. Truthfully, your head injury was hardly even terrible at all, we simply just bandaged it up to cover your blood-stained hair."

"Oh."

Okay then. Stats do matter. You still don't know why you can't control them, though.

FFfffuck that hurt though.

You must buy all the soda cans from the vending machine and use the aluminum construct the most terrifying armor known to mankind!
good examples: pic1 pic2 pic3
bad examples (but funny): pic1 pic2

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Spoilerthis is probably my favorite suggestion so far

And in the waking ashes of the dawn, three men rummage through the Janitor's supply of Snappy Cola and Flansy Soda boxes to create the ultimate armor known to mankind...



"Alright."



"Who's ready to kick some ass?"



As hilarious as that may be, it will waste precious time in stopping EXECUTE and ultimately won't protect you.

Except it will keep you cool.

Hell yeah.

But not really.

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SpoilerGuys.

I really really like updating Last Day.

But I feel like it's really unpopular. Which bums me out. Because I want to entertain as many people as possible. And it also makes me feel like it's not very good.

Could you guys like

tell erry'one about this comic if you like it?

I would love you forevers.

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