Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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check skills and inventories

Okay, sure. You check your stats first.

You always thought the stats system was kind of dumb. First off, you can't control them. Second, you've never come across any situation where your stats were useful. And don't even get me started on the final joke stat.

Though, you've been told they're very important and have a deep meaning on yourself. Fortune tellers can predict what you will become solely based on your stats alone. It's apparently vital. You've just never seen it as such.

Here, look. Your Defense stat is high, but you can hardly even stand the sight of your own blood. And you're weak as hell, too, even though you prefer the sword. So what does that mean, then? That you're defensive over your loved ones? What a load of balls. And your Luck stat. Look at that shit.

You do suppose your Strength and Weakness attributes are true though. Your Mental Notes are vastly important to you, and you're pretty good with computers.



Here's Manfreddie's.

There's quotes around Manfreddie's name because that's not his real name. Manfreddie goes by several names, but you call him Manny. La-La calls him Tough Guy. You don't really know his real name, and he probably wouldn't tell you if you asked.

His Attack stat is high for obvious reasons, though that leaves him with hardly any Defense and Special to consider. His Intelligence is almost as high as yours, though.



The Janitor doesn't have many stats to speak of because he doesn't fight too much. His Difficulty To Draw stat is unbelievably high. Wait, what does that stat even mean? What the hell?

Oh, check this shit out, his Weakness? Girlie magazines.

Fuck this.

>Ted: Should you really be moving around right now? You just suffered a head injury, wouldn't moving be less than beneficial?

It's probably not a severe head injury. You don't feel woozy or anything, you've just got a bump on the head. It's the sight of your blood that made you faint like a little girl. Just freaked you out a bit. You don't think you were out for very long either.

It's probably nothing.



BUT ACTUALLY



Alright, men. We just suffered a head injury that might have caused Ted to lose some memories. Are we missing anything important?



Well, nothing important. We are missing a few quotes from episode 820 of Mystery Science Theater 3000, though, and uh...



Gorrister.

Do not tell me we are missing what I am thinking we're missing. Those are very important to Ted, and if we're missing them, so help me God...





GORRISTER!



YES, WE'RE MISSING ALL OF THE NAMES GIVEN TO THE HERO OF "SPACE MUTINY", ALRIGHT?! WE CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OF THEM! THEY'RE ALL GONE! EVERY SINGLE ONE!





...Fine.

So be it. Ted will have to think of another funny name to give himself when ordering pizza.

Just pray we are not missing anything from the "Gamera" episodes.



You suddenly can't remember what name you gave your pet rat that you had a while ago. Beef...something? Oh well.

SpoilerShow

Oh no lack of updates! Sorry! I've been playing Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3! My team is Phoenix Wright, Haggar and Captain America. (whom may be switched out for Magneto or Hsien-Ko) Quite a fun game even though I'm terrible at it.

Kind of a weak update to be coming back with but WHATEVER!

> Ask Manfreddie if he is mistaken. Those diagrams clearly showed monitors, not computers.

It's just to be stylish. The virus infects the whole computer, not just the monitor. It wouldn't be as stylish if a computer tower with teeth was chasing everyone down and everyone had a computer tower for a head, now would it?

EDIT: oh by the way there's no real reason that guy's name is Gorrister, it's just the first name that I thought of and I just remembered it's from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. WHOOPS.
EDIT 2: OH YEAH i forgot to mention inventories. oh well.