Re: Last Day
01-22-2012, 06:41 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
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He's going to break your fucking legs with it while simultaneously firing you is what he's going to do with it!
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THIS IS THE BEST REACTION TO A SITUATION SUCH AS THIS
![[Image: 307.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/307.png)
You calm the fuck down, grab the pencil to your right, and try drawing a smiley face on the ceiling.
![[Image: 308.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/308.png)
There.
Actually, since you can't see a damn thing, are a shitty artist and holding the pencil awkwardly, you have no idea what it looks like. You could only assume it's extremely crude and hardly even looks like a face at all.
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You listen to the internet voices as they know best.
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Your BOSS must be receiving some ridiculously mixed signals right about now.
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"Is your name Ted Tomkins?"
Huh?
That's not the boss! That voice is female! You guys have been lying to me.
But I forgive you. Let's have sloppy makeouts behind the bleachers now.
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Considering she can't see your face, it might be best to lie about your name.
"Josh Steel."
She pauses. "Okay."
Sly.
As.
Fuck.
![[Image: 315.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/315.png)
You hear her footsteps fade away. You are alone again.
What the hell do you do now?
distainfulCatalyst Wrote:Hmm. He seems to be carrying a baseball bat with pink slips nailed to it. I can't imagine what he intends to do with it, though.
![[Image: 305a.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/305a.png)
He's going to break your fucking legs with it while simultaneously firing you is what he's going to do with it!
Redux Wrote:He's looking up into your pants! And digging the view!!!
>Flail around some more in distress!!!!!
![[Image: 306.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/306.png)
THIS IS THE BEST REACTION TO A SITUATION SUCH AS THIS
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Draw a smiley face on the ceiling with the pencil, that should convince him that everything's okay.
![[Image: 307.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/307.png)
You calm the fuck down, grab the pencil to your right, and try drawing a smiley face on the ceiling.
![[Image: 308.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/308.png)
There.
Actually, since you can't see a damn thing, are a shitty artist and holding the pencil awkwardly, you have no idea what it looks like. You could only assume it's extremely crude and hardly even looks like a face at all.
Godbot Wrote:> Scrawl "HELF" on the ceiling with that other pencil
![[Image: 309.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/309.png)
You listen to the internet voices as they know best.
![[Image: 310.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/310.png)
Your BOSS must be receiving some ridiculously mixed signals right about now.
![[Image: 311.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/311.png)
![[Image: 312.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/312.png)
![[Image: 313.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/313.png)
"Is your name Ted Tomkins?"
Huh?
That's not the boss! That voice is female! You guys have been lying to me.
But I forgive you. Let's have sloppy makeouts behind the bleachers now.
![[Image: 314.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/314.png)
Considering she can't see your face, it might be best to lie about your name.
"Josh Steel."
She pauses. "Okay."
Sly.
As.
Fuck.
![[Image: 315.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/315.png)
You hear her footsteps fade away. You are alone again.
What the hell do you do now?