Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Hmm. He seems to be carrying a baseball bat with pink slips nailed to it. I can't imagine what he intends to do with it, though.

He's going to break your fucking legs with it while simultaneously firing you is what he's going to do with it!

He's looking up into your pants! And digging the view!!!

>Flail around some more in distress!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST REACTION TO A SITUATION SUCH AS THIS

>Draw a smiley face on the ceiling with the pencil, that should convince him that everything's okay.

You calm the fuck down, grab the pencil to your right, and try drawing a smiley face on the ceiling.



There.

Actually, since you can't see a damn thing, are a shitty artist and holding the pencil awkwardly, you have no idea what it looks like. You could only assume it's extremely crude and hardly even looks like a face at all.

> Scrawl "HELF" on the ceiling with that other pencil

You listen to the internet voices as they know best.



Your BOSS must be receiving some ridiculously mixed signals right about now.







"Is your name Ted Tomkins?"

Huh?

That's not the boss! That voice is female! You guys have been lying to me.

But I forgive you. Let's have sloppy makeouts behind the bleachers now.



Considering she can't see your face, it might be best to lie about your name.

"Josh Steel."

She pauses. "Okay."

Sly.

As.

Fuck.



You hear her footsteps fade away. You are alone again.

What the hell do you do now?